Midnight snack

[MHS]

Well ok, it's well past midnight, but I don't care. I'm bloody starving, finished off a Viennetta about half hour ago, but I'm in need of more food. I've got a couple of crusty cobs that need eating, and my old man went shopping tonight, so we are well stocked up. Any suggestions for what I should have on the cobs?

 

[Jeff]

What did you have?

Or are you still waiting for suggestions?

 

[MHS]

What did you have?

Or are you still waiting for suggestions?

Still waiting. :icon_lol: Well it's more a case of not being arsed to move....

Not sure what to go for...

 

[Jeff]

Cheese and pickled onions.

 

[MHS]

Cheese and pickled onions.

Cheese sounds good.

Pickled onions.....

 

[drummindefender]

for fecks sake can you create a gluttony forum for mhs and bg to drool over....

 

[homer]

for fecks sake can you create a muscle man forum for me to drool and wank over....

No thanks DD - just stick to your magazines

 

[drummindefender]

No thanks DD - just stick to your magazines

slow day homey?

 

[homer]

slow day homey?

Too early to start work yet :icon_lol:

 

[drummindefender]

:icon_bigg

 

[Joe_Fox]

I always find that the ultimate midnight snack is a 12oz fillet steak with blue cheese sauce (preferably stilton) washed down with a nice glass of Chianti.

The side serving of freshly fried chips is optional and only worth taking if you are really hungry.

The worst option is seafood sticks.

 

[stevewalshwasgod]

what does everyone do for work anyways?
I work for a Bank..

 

[Macky]

what does everyone do for work anyways?
I work for a Bank..

I specialise in the import of eastern Europeans for the sex trade.

 

[MKFox]

I'm an Eastern European trapped in the sex trade.

 

[homer]

I'm an Eastern European man trapped in the gay sex trade.

But you volunteered for it, MK

 

[Melton Fox]

We should make use of our combined talents. I've got a load of chinks in the attick that aren't doing anything when the tide's in, I'm sure they could be put to some good use instead of sleeping

 

[Macky]

We should make use of our combined talents. I've got a load of chinks in the attick that aren't doing anything when the tide's in, I'm sure they could be put to some good use instead of sleeping

I might make you an offer for them but it will require a protracted period of due diligence resulting in me gradually reducing my offer when I discover just how badly you have been looking after them.
Ah bollix! Me mams just fallen over.
I'll get back to you when you're desperate, don't bother trying to ring me, the moby is switched off.

 

[MKFox]

I might make you an offer for them but it will require a protracted period of due diligence resulting in me gradually reducing my offer when I discover just how badly you have been looking after them.
Ah bollix! Me mams just fallen over.
I'll get back to you when you're desperate, don't bother trying to ring me, the moby is switched off.

 

[MHS]

It aint midnight yet but I'm starving, a cup of tea and a pack of Choccy Digestives should do the trick...

 

[stevewalshwasgod]

It aint midnight yet but I'm starving, a cup of tea and a pack of Choccy Digestives should do the trick...

a whole pack?:icon_eek: