My letter to Sven

[Profondo Rosso]

Hear really good things about Lewis Holtby. Already been capped by the full national side.

edit: What am I doing being drawn into this, bah!

 

[spionfox]

Does a Spionfox sh1t in the woods?

Too private. I use the gutter like Paula Radcliffe.

 

[Hazzman]

Hear really good things about Lewis Holtby. Already been capped by the full national side.

edit: What am I doing being drawn into this, bah!

Yeah and he'll never come here. Like 95% of the German Under 21's. The majority of them play first team football at a top level.

As for a guess, how about that Merkel lad at AC Milan?

 

[spionfox]

As for a bit of tottie, how about that Angela Merkel?

Eugh, no way. Weirdo.

 

[SuperScout]

In which case it has to be Marcel De Jong, who has played over 10 games for the Canadian national team, and is under 26. At which point I ask you what makes you think, and Im assuming you say 'football manager'. Which, of course, means that Sven will look at it and obviously base his signings on the recommendations of someone sitting at his computer in a small dingy room with white padded stuff on the walls.


However, it is quite entertaining. So that's one. Give a clue for one of the others, you're a fantastic tool for procrastination.

I can reveal that Marcel de Jong WAS on the list of 19 players I sent to Sven-Goran Eriksson on Wednesday 4th May 2011. Another clue for the others: four of them are English, but only one of those four is playing for a Club in the Championship.

 

[SuperScout]

Name Date of Birth (Age) Club Caps (goals)
Goalkeepers
Oliver Baumann 2 June 1990 SC Freiburg 4 (0)
Fabian Giefer 17 May 1990 Bayer 04 Leverkusen 0 (0)
Kevin Trapp 8 July 1990 1. FC Kaiserslautern 3 (0)
Defenders
Marc Hornschuh 2 March 1991 Borussia Dortmund 2 (0)
Tony Jantschke 7 April 1990 Borussia Mönchengladbach 3 (0)
Sebastian Jung 22 June 1990 Eintracht Frankfurt 5 (0)
Jan Kirchhoff 1 October 1990 1. FSV Mainz 05 6 (1)
Sebastian Neumann 18 February 1991 Hertha BSC 3 (0)
Matthias Ostrzolek 5 June 1990 VfL Bochum 1 (0)
Konstantin Rausch 15 March 1990 Hannover 96 5 (1)
Lasse Sobiech 18 January 1991 Borussia Dortmund 4 (0)
Midfielders
Daniel Didavi 21 February 1990 VfB Stuttgart 2 (0)
İlkay Gündoğan 24 October 1990 1. FC Nuremberg 2 (0)
Patrick Herrmann 12 February 1991 Borussia Mönchengladbach 3 (1)
Lewis Holtby (captain) 18 September 1990 1. FSV Mainz 05 (on loan from FC Schalke 04) 8 (3)
Sebastian Rudy 28 February 1990 TSG 1899 Hoffenheim 10 (1)
Christopher Schindler 29 April 1990 TSV 1860 München 1 (0)
Kevin Vogt 23 September 1991 VfL Bochum 1 (0)
Boris Vukčević 16 March 1990 TSG 1899 Hoffenheim 4 (0)
Forwards
Pierre-Michel Lasogga 15 December 1991 Hertha BSC 1 (1)
Peniel Mlapa 20 February 1991 TSG 1899 Hoffenheim 5 (0)
Richard Sukuta-Pasu 24 June 1990 FC St. Pauli (on loan from Bayer 04 Leverkusen) 8 (1)

1 of these??? Straight from wikipedia!!!

I can reveal that NONE of those players were on the list I sent to Sven-Goran Eriksson on Wednesday 4th May 2011.

 

[spionfox]

I can reveal that Marcel de Jong WAS on the list of 19 players I sent to Sven-Goran Eriksson on Wednesday 4th May 2011.

I can confirm that this player was also on my list of your list.

 

[Macky]

I can confirm that I think it's absolutely disgraceful the way that people with clear mental health problems are just left to fend for themselves in the community

 

[fitz]

Am I on this list?

 

[SuperScout]

Am I on this list?

No, none of them are from Leicester

 

[SuperScout]

I can confirm that I think it's absolutely disgraceful the way that people with clear mental health problems are just left to fend for themselves in the community

I do not have any mental health problems.

 

[Jeff]

No, none of them are from Leicester

Fitz isn't from Leicester.

And he's on my list.

 

[Macky]

I do not have any mental health problems.

Well, there must be some explanation for this thread and all of the posts that you've made so far.

 

[spionfox]

Fitz isn't from Leicester.

And he's on my list.

Well, who on here isn't :icon_bigg

 

[SuperScout]

Fitz isn't from Leicester.

And he's on my list.

Yea your right lol he's from Newcastle, I didn't see that lol, 2 of them are actually from the North East of England though.

 

[fosseboy83]

Dear Santa...I mean Sven... Ive been a good boy can i has a pony and a messi and a micromachines, love SS

 

[SuperScout]

Well, there must be some explanation for this thread and all of the posts that you've made so far.

There is but it isn't that

 

[fitz]

Yea your right lol he's from Newcastle, I didn't see that lol, 2 of them are actually from the North East of England though.

I'm not originally from Newcastle either. Is anyone on your list from the complete shit tip that is Consett? If so I look forward to signing up when Sven's call arrives.

 

[Hazzman]

Yea your right lol he's from Newcastle, I didn't see that lol, 2 of them are actually from the North East of England though.

Nathan Porritt

 

[SuperScout]

I'm not originally from Newcastle either. Is anyone on your list from the complete shit tip that is Consett? If so I look forward to signing up when Sven's call arrives.

No