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Always thought these two are the image of each other.

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I saw her before a city game once, she has a really fat arse
 
And she can't say her R's properly
 
She interviewed me in the TO during pre-season. Sadly my interview was left on the cutting room floor. When watching the programme and waiting for the bit, upon seeing stated women -

'is that the one who interviewed you?'
'yeh'
'look at the fecking conk on that'.
What did you say? "I WANT PROMOTION AND I WANT IT NOW"
 
Oh, I geddit, it's because they've both got baldy heads.

Aren't they supposed to look alike as well though?


You can please some of the people some of the time

And you can please some of the people all of the time

But arseholes you just cant please.




If you spent more time with the people that love you, than wasting your 'talent' on here, you just might get some respect :icon_bigg
 
You can please some of the people some of the time

And you can please some of the people all of the time

But arseholes you just cant please.

Trite sayings work most of the time, but definitely not in this instance.
Nice try though :icon_wink


If you spent more time with the people that love you, than wasting your 'talent' on here, you just might get some respect :icon_bigg

I wouldn't know what to do with it if I did
 
What did you say? "I WANT PROMOTION AND I WANT IT NOW"

My interview was far too intelligent for East Mids Today. For example
'Do you think City will find difficult in going up. What with Leeds and Forest?'
'Well err...Man City did it first time.'
'Are you looking forward to the season?'
'Yeh but so every other 91 clubs set of fans'.

Then I delivered the final blow
'I WANT PROMOTION AND I WANT IT NOW!'
 
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