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:icon_razz Pair of bastards.

On a very similar note, when I was out gallivanting at the weekend Mrs Macky texted me to say that her dog had been sitting there with a hard on all night, she was convinced there was something wrong with him, she was worried sick and would I google it on my phone to find out what to do. This isn't the dog I had to bring to the vet yesterday, it's her poxy, little Yorkshire terrier that she carries around like a ****ing handbag. So, I left it a while and then texted back to say that Google says she needs to rub Vaseline into and to make sure she uses plenty of it and to be sure that it's rubbed in well.
When she texted back with "That seems to have done the trick" I did actually fall down on the ground I was laughing so hard, I thought I was going to choke to death with the laughing. Dozy cow.
It's earnt me a few digs to the head since then, but it was worth it.

Post of the year. Close the voting now.