The Famous Blue Chair - Interview Thread

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Can't be bothered to play this, it's like ****ing Steps being interviewed on some ****ing Saturday morning kids programme, I expect "What is your favourite colour" to be next.

If you want the pleasure of my participation, ask me some serious shit or forget it
 
Can't be bothered to play this, it's like ****ing Steps being interviewed on some ****ing Saturday morning kids programme, I expect "What is your favourite colour" to be next.

If you want the pleasure of my participation, ask me some serious shit or forget it

That my question scuppered then :icon_bigg
 
Have you ever been arrested?
 
what is the difference between Japanese and Israeli Koi Carp?
Biologically nothing. The same as biologically there is no difference between the Common Carp and Koi Carp. All species are Cyprinus carpio.

The only difference between the Japs and the Israelis is the depth of the cromatophores and the skin quality (ie comparing a gloss finish to a matt finish) brought about by hundreds of years of farming excellence in the northern mountains of Japan resulting in a much higher grade of fish.

Due to the Japanese climate and land properties, the water quality for koi out there is optimum
 
Have you ever been arrested?
Yes,

I have served a suspended sentance for assault and GBH.

I have been caught urinating in the street.

A couple of counts of criminal damage whilst drunk, of which I'm extremely ashamed
 
Biologically nothing. The same as biologically there is no difference between the Common Carp and Koi Carp. All species are Cyprinus carpio.

The only difference between the Japs and the Israelis is the depth of the cromatophores and the skin quality (ie comparing a gloss finish to a matt finish) brought about by hundreds of years of farming excellence in the northern mountains of Japan resulting in a much higher grade of fish.

Due to the Japanese climate and land properties, the water quality for koi out there is optimum

Yeah, yeah, yeah, no need to carp on about it
 
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