Speculation The hysterical and annoying, but traditional, totally unfounded summer 2021 rumours thread

[Micky]

Please god no.....

 

[sparky79]

wouldnt mind him in the mix

 

[M17TT C]

Decent goal scoring record at this level.

We could certainly do a lot worse and I think he'd be a good signing.

Still think right winger and then maybe an established left footed left back should come first though.

 

[Brown Nose]

One year of his contract left this summer. On less than £60k a week at Chelsea which makes him affordable.

He is tall - 6 foot 3 which is something we badly need more of. He has 90 goals in 207 senior appearances and is only 23.

He fits the bill for BR as a 'B' category player who is clearly talented but needs some attention to maximise his ability.

Difficult to imagine a more obvious player to be linked with. Very similar record to Edouard (180 games, 80 goals) but Abraham has scored them at a higher level and is English.

 

[Miles Away]

I’d imagine we’d be one of the favourites for him.

 

[mabrah]

Means I'd have to get over my dislike of him. Reckon I can do that though, the moment he scored for us.

 

[Brown Nose]

I’d imagine we’d be one of the favourites for him.

Villa are favourite, West Ham second and we're third.

 

[pork pie fox]

It’s pretty clear he doesn’t have a future at Chelsea, anyway.

 

[bocadillo]

Means I'd have to get over my dislike of him.

No, it doesn't. I never did forgive David Speedie for that dive at Wembley.

Reckon I can do that though, the moment he scored for us.

Nope. Not even then. Not one of his several goals for us made me like him even a jot more.

 

[mabrah]

And I could never bring myself to other than detest Dennis Wise. He was a thug at Wimbledon then at Chelsea. Why we ever signed him is beyond me, he was only after a pay day. Some players can be forgiven, not him.

Abraham seems to me only to be cocky kid who thinks a little too highly of himself. He could grow out of that and, either way, I'd be less irked if he was in our shirt.

 

[popillius]

Abraham seems to me only to be cocky kid who thinks a little too highly of himself.

I raise you one James Maddison.

 

[mabrah]

I raise you one James Maddison.

Raise, call... either way, he wears our shirt so I'm not irked by him

 

[bocadillo]

Abraham seems to me only to be cocky kid who thinks a little too highly of himself. He could grow out of that and, either way, I'd be less irked if he was in our shirt

See - you're beginning to like him already.

 

[fitz]

Can we debate the use of Tammy as a boys name again please? It's a no from me.

 

[Robin127]

Can we debate the use of Tammy as a boys name again please? It's a no from me.

So if Leicester signed him you wouldn't stand by your man?

 

[popillius]

So if Leicester signed him you wouldn't stand by your man?

Nope. He'd D-I-V-O-R-CE the club.

 

[lazzer]

He could plug a hole in midfield.

 

[Blue Maniac]

People are making jokes but this is the kind of signing we need to be making if we’re seriously looking to establish ourselves at the top end of the Premier League, perhaps even wynette again

 

[doolochfox]

His signing would be Justified, although he's not ancient. I'm not sure how that would work out.

 

[Brown Nose]

Far be it for me to intrude on your fun, but his name is actually Kevin.

In full - Kevin Oghenetega Tamaraebi Bakumo-Abraham