The Safe House

[Moose]

but you knew that already.Reply

I never knew he/she was so sensitive tbh. I know the owner loves to flex his/her banning muscles, everyone knows that.

 

[Moose]

This is the Safe House

Football talk, or talk of LCFC related matters, is not allowed

My apologies, homer.

 

[Blaarev]

My apologies, homer.

You will have to do more than apologise, I'm afraid. Homer has a special chamber for "apologising"

 

[Mawsley]

Fetch the rimming table...

 

[Motown Fox]

Is it safe to come out yet?

 

[Jeff]

Is it safe to come out yet?

It's 2017, of course it's safe to come out. Unless you're in Trump's America, where it's probably best to stay in the closet, you may be next on his list.

 

[Mawsley]

As the house's resident H&S officer, I have removed as many sharp objects as I could find and all the CDs by Joy Division, Leonard Cohen, and Nick Cave.

In fact I might as well removed everything and just stick Madness on repeat. Everyone likes Madness. Such happy music, Madness.

 

[yackandandah]

I'm feeling remarkably chilled. Lunch with friends; ok food, whiskey, wine and amaretto. The world is a wonderful place sometimes. Even if I have now to put up with my farting dog. Believe me, it's vile.

 

[Mawsley]

*the noose in the cupboard is fine, but please don't mess with it - it goes with Homer's bag and orange.

 

[Blaarev]

Quiet in here. Is everyone out rioting?
Well, I'm have brought over some nice Norwegian ale and some fenalår. Please join in. There is plenty.

 

[Motown Fox]

I'm in the backroom with my headphones on listening to Soul music so I'll take some of that ale and get the Dorito's out. Any dips still edible in the fridge.

 

[Blaarev]

I'm in the backroom with my headphones on listening to Soul music so I'll take some of that ale and get the Dorito's out. Any dips still edible in the fridge.

Warning!! It's most likely not dips

 

[pork pie fox]

I've just got back from my final skiing/boarding trip of the season. I've decided to head straight into here.

 

[tedfoxxx]

I've just got back from my final skiing/boarding trip of the season. I've decided to head straight into here.

You're well prepared to deal with these slippery floors then.

 

[Motown Fox]

Is there extended open times tomorrow night?

 

[FIF]

It should probably be closed and condemned. The smell from so many of you camped in there is disgusting.

 

[Siouxsie]

I have put all the uneaten After Eights and Chocolate Oranges from Christmas on the coffee table. Feel free to help yourselves before they go out of date.

 

[FIF]

I have put all the uneaten After Eights and Chocolate Oranges from Christmas on the coffee table. Feel free to help yourselves before they go out of date.

Has someone unlocked the closet door?

 

[Motown Fox]

Has someone come out of the closet then?
I thought they'd come out a while ago.

 

[FIF]

Has someone come out of the closet then?
I thought they'd come out a while ago.

Homer couldn't fit in the closet so he came out.

Blaarev was in the water closet and eventually came out (and no-one went in for quite a time afterwards).