The Safe House
- Thread starter pork pie fox
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My apologies, homer.
Blaarev
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You will have to do more than apologise, I'm afraid. Homer has a special chamber for "apologising"
Motown Fox
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Is it safe to come out yet?
It's 2017, of course it's safe to come out. Unless you're in Trump's America, where it's probably best to stay in the closet, you may be next on his list.
Mawsley
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As the house's resident H&S officer, I have removed as many sharp objects as I could find and all the CDs by Joy Division, Leonard Cohen, and Nick Cave.
In fact I might as well removed everything and just stick Madness on repeat. Everyone likes Madness. Such happy music, Madness.
In fact I might as well removed everything and just stick Madness on repeat. Everyone likes Madness. Such happy music, Madness.
yackandandah
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I'm feeling remarkably chilled. Lunch with friends; ok food, whiskey, wine and amaretto. The world is a wonderful place sometimes. Even if I have now to put up with my farting dog. Believe me, it's vile.
Motown Fox
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I'm in the backroom with my headphones on listening to Soul music so I'll take some of that ale and get the Dorito's out. Any dips still edible in the fridge.
Blaarev
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Warning!! It's most likely not dips
pork pie fox
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I've just got back from my final skiing/boarding trip of the season. I've decided to head straight into here.
tedfoxxx
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You're well prepared to deal with these slippery floors then.
Motown Fox
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Is there extended open times tomorrow night?
FIF
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Has someone unlocked the closet door?
Motown Fox
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Has someone come out of the closet then?
I thought they'd come out a while ago.
I thought they'd come out a while ago.
FIF
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Homer couldn't fit in the closet so he came out.
Blaarev was in the water closet and eventually came out (and no-one went in for quite a time afterwards).
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