Todays Cake News

[Chuck T Masala]

Or they have found out HF is getting them from Sainsburys or Morrisons

Or does the drizzle smell 'fishy'? :icon_eek:

 

[highland fox]

Or they have found out HF is getting them from Morrisons

What and charge the Tourists £1 a slice...I'd never contemplate doing that

 

[Scarby]

reduce the cost of the lemon drizzle by 2p!

sales are bound to go up.

 

[highland fox]

reduce the cost of the lemon drizzle by 2p!

sales are bound to go up.

Thats just crazy talk Scarby..a whole 2p !!

 

[homer]

You'd be better off raising it by a quid a slice - and make them think that it's part of the elite cake market, rather than part of a 2 for 1 offer in Netto's

 

[highland fox]

You'd be better off raising it by a quid a slice - and make them think that it's part of the elite cake market, rather than part of a 2 for 1 offer in Netto's

I've tried Lidl but not even I could put their stuff out for a nicker a slice

 

[highland fox]

I'm doing mini marshmallows on top of the Hot Chocolate now...whether they want them or not

 

[Chuck T Masala]

I'm doing mini marshmallows on top of the Hot Chocolate now...whether they want them or not

Retail at its best!

 

[highland fox]

Retail at its best!

Only problem is I've ate half a packet..and I don't even like them

 

[Chuck T Masala]

Only problem is I've ate half a packet..and I don't even like them

a second on the lips is a lifetime on the hips HF - desist!

 

[Macky]

disasterous day for Lemon Drizzle today,haven't sold one piece and at aloss to explain why

This truly is bizarre, has Edna opened a rival outlet LDC somewhere in town?
If she has I don't know how you're going to compete.

 

[highland fox]

I was told how good LDC would make me feel but nobody told me how bad

 

[Chuck T Masala]

I was told how good LDC would make me feel but nobody told me how bad

That's it HF You should campaign to make LDC an illegal substance, drive demand underground and sell it in little bits of silver paper from dimly lit street corners in Hockmagandy or wherever.

 

[Macky]

I was told how good LDC would make me feel but nobody told me how bad

Like all forms of cake, LDC acts directly on the Shatner's bassoon area of the brain. It can literally make you cry all of the water out of your body.
How would you feel if that happened?

 

[highland fox]

Like all forms of cake, LDC acts directly on the Shatner's bassoon area of the brain. It can literally make you cry all of the water out of your body.
How would you feel if that happened?

Dry

 

[Lako42]

Ive just had a mouthful of Victoria.

 

[DesertFox]

I've just eaten a ****ing massive slice of homemade milk chocolate pie. Maybe there is a god after all....

 

[highland fox]

Chocolate Marble Cakev to be discontinued at Tescos,the Transfer Window is now closed and I was reduced to drafting in an unproven Banana Loaf Cake from Morrisons...disaster looms

 

[Chuck T Masala]

Is this problem just local HF or are we seeing a decline in the global cake markets?

 

[Steven]

Chocolate Marble Cakev to be discontinued at Tescos,the Transfer Window is now closed and I was reduced to drafting in an unproven Banana Loaf Cake from Morrisons...disaster looms

I fear for your business HF. :icon_conf