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tedfoxxx

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No way. He's paying for that shit. She hasn't got £3m!!!
10 years ago she could’ve waved her big fake udders about for a lads mag or done a few shoots with Hello with her kids or something.

Can’t imagine they pay out the big bucks for that now thanks to Instagram influencers etc. I doubt too many brands will be going to her for advertisement posts on social media so I think her hubby (as she undoubtably calls him) will be taking the hit on this.
 

Brown Nose

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10 years ago she could’ve waved her big fake udders about for a lads mag or done a few shoots with Hello with her kids or something.

Can’t imagine they pay out the big bucks for that now thanks to Instagram influencers etc. I doubt too many brands will be going to her for advertisement posts on social media so I think her hubby (as she undoubtably calls him) will be taking the hit on this.

It depends how much money she was/is paid by the Sun. They were clearly making it worth her while to provide stories.
 

give_us_a_wave

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10 years ago she could’ve waved her big fake udders about for a lads mag or done a few shoots with Hello with her kids or something.

Can’t imagine they pay out the big bucks for that now thanks to Instagram influencers etc. I doubt too many brands will be going to her for advertisement posts on social media so I think her hubby (as she undoubtably calls him) will be taking the hit on this.
If I was Jamie I'd just leave a piece of paper on the breakfast table with " onlyfans.com " written on it & **** off to training.
 

bocadillo

Water Gypsy
No way. He's paying for that shit. She hasn't got £3m!!!
My point is that it her debt, not his. He doesn't have to pay it. She can declare herself bankrupt if necessary.
 

Fox Fan

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My point is that it her debt, not his. He doesn't have to pay it. She can declare herself bankrupt if necessary.
Unless her name is on their various shared assets, such as their house. Which you would imagine it is.
 

bocadillo

Water Gypsy
Unless her name is on their various shared assets, such as their house. Which you would imagine it is.
Hence my earlier mention of Jamie having taken appropriate financial advice.
 

Brown Nose

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I may be being unfair but my impression is of a rather dominant Mrs. Vardy in their relationship.

It wouldn't surprise me to discover that she gives him an allowance to spend on Red Bull etc. and she manages the rest.

I'd guess that she very early on decided that "what's yours is mine".

If Mr. Vardy had control of the relationship/finances, surely the court case would never have happened.
 

tedfoxxx

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I may be being unfair but my impression is of a rather dominant Mrs. Vardy in their relationship.

It wouldn't surprise me to discover that she gives him an allowance to spend on Red Bull etc. and she manages the rest.

I'd guess that she very early on decided that "what's yours is mine".

If Mr. Vardy had control of the relationship/finances, surely the court case would never have happened.
Do you think Jamie has to take a plate of poachies up to her room before going for a good stare out of the window?
 

City Fan

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If I was Jamie I'd just leave a piece of paper on the breakfast table with " onlyfans.com " written on it & **** off to training.
Would be a tough wank.
 

Bezu Fache Fox

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I may be being unfair but my impression is of a rather dominant Mrs. Vardy in their relationship.

It wouldn't surprise me to discover that she gives him an allowance to spend on Red Bull etc. and she manages the rest.

I'd guess that she very early on decided that "what's yours is mine".

If Mr. Vardy had control of the relationship/finances, surely the court case would never have happened.
:042:
 

tedfoxxx

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Would be a tough wank.
Maybe an Agatha Christie themed porno?

Nailed on the Orient Express?

Dick on the Nile?

The Mousetrappon?
 

FOX Franks

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10 years ago she could’ve waved her big fake udders about for a lads mag or done a few shoots with Hello with her kids or something.

Can’t imagine they pay out the big bucks for that now thanks to Instagram influencers etc. I doubt too many brands will be going to her for advertisement posts on social media so I think her hubby (as she undoubtably calls him) will be taking the hit on this.
I don't think anyone get ever got paid anywhere near £3m by Nuts
 

give_us_a_wave

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Would be a tough wank.
For us maybe. But there are legions out there who'd fill a 5 gallon bucket over so much as a glimpse of even the most micro celebrity ripping their tights open & fiddling with themselves in the back bedroom.
 

camberwell fox

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For us maybe. But there are legions out there who'd fill a 5 gallon bucket over so much as a glimpse of even the most micro celebrity ripping their tights open & fiddling with themselves in the back bedroom.
Is that a euphemism?
 

Brown Nose

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Two series coming. Channel 4 drama and Disney plus doing a documentary.

The actor playing Jamie has been named but I couldn't find a picture of him.
 

AberFox

Member
Two series coming. Channel 4 drama and Disney plus doing a documentary.

The actor playing Jamie has been named but I couldn't find a picture of him.

Screenshot_20221012-234141_Chrome.jpgI think it's this guy. Very little Internet presence though, which is odd for an actor now playing a famous footballer.
 

Orifice

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What ever happened to the proposed Jamie Vardy film?

Jamie Vardy. Where are they now?
 
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