Women Dilema

[enderby fox]

Enderby, is her dad loaded? If he is, whatever you do don't except a ticket to New York as a "present".

Although I can see that situation leading to a very amusing thread for all those not involved.

Not met the parents yet. thats way too early. i'm not marrying the poor girl. i have half a brain cell still alive.

 

[lazzer]

It may be just intuition but i get a sense its maybe not going to last so enjoy it while you can.

 

[Singth]

it'll be like chucking a sausage up an entry i reckon

Like lobbing a hotdog down high street.

I'm assuming the karaoke joint you're talking about is The Old Inn in Littlethorpe?

 

[Durham Fox]

Like waving a stick in the Albert Hall.

 

[enderby fox]

Like lobbing a hotdog down high street.

I'm assuming the karaoke joint you're talking about is The Old Inn in Littlethorpe?

it certainly was the old inn in littlethorpe. i aint going to the nag in enderby for karaoke as its shit. at least hampton does a decent one.

 

[enderby fox]

Like waving my dick in uncle Albert's face.

A fan of Only Fools are you?

 

[Blue Maniac]

No. Bin her off, immediately. There is no good reason to be in a relationship, ever. If you're that desperate to shoot your bolt, use your hands.

****ing women.

****s.

 

[Singth]

No. Bin her off, immediately. There is no good reason to be in a relationship, ever. If you're that desperate to shoot your bolt, use your hands.

****ing women.

****s.

Snakes with tits

 

[Blue Maniac]

Snakes with tits

I've never heard of a snake as poisonous as any woman.

****ing women.

****s.

 

[enderby fox]

I've never heard of a snake as poisonous as any woman.

****ing women.

****s.

hmmmmmmmmm you having a bit of trouble maniac with the women?

or are you unhappily married perhaps???

What was the almighty thinking when he created these species huh??

 

[Brown Nose]

is it normal for women to talk about their ex boyfriends?

It is perfectly normal for a woman to talk constantly about everything. It is very dangerous to try to make sense of a woman's mind and I would advise you not to. They are emotionally incontinent creatures and you should only attempt to understand them if you have a great deal of experience and maturity.

Don't forget that you are not required to actually listen to her. Listening to the Mrs with 1% of the brain whilst considering the likely line up for Saturday with the other 99% of the brain, is a skill all men acquire in time.

What are you after? Does she have it? If so, go for it.

 

[Blue Maniac]

hmmmmmmmmm you having a bit of trouble maniac with the women?

No, I made a conscious decision to stay away from them some time ago. That said, I'm in a bizarre situation where not one but two occupy a lot of my thinking time. I can remain strong though :icon_wink

or are you unhappily married perhaps???

No, never. But isn't 'unhappily married' a pleonasm?

What was the almighty thinking when he created these species huh??

I take it you've been reading my contributions to this thread. :icon_bigg

 

[enderby fox]

It is perfectly normal for a woman to talk constantly about everything. It is very dangerous to try to make sense of a woman's mind and I would advise you not to. They are emotionally incontinent creatures and you should only attempt to understand them if you have a great deal of experience and maturity.

Don't forget that you are not required to actually listen to her. Listening to the Mrs with 1% of the brain whilst considering the likely line up for Saturday with the other 99% of the brain, is a skill all men acquire in time.

What are you after? Does she have it? If so, go for it.

For her to like a fat bastard like me then i dont care if she has it. But she does have "it" though! Good looking girl mate.

I dont have a great deal of experiance with women or maturity full stop for that matter. I still like pubeing the lads pints down the pub on a regular basis or knocking a fistful of change out their hands when paying for a pint.

I cant help it. i haven't got kids yet. i'll grow up if/when i have them

 

[enderby fox]

No, I made a conscious decision to stay away from them some time ago. That said, I'm in a bizarre situation where not one but two occupy a lot of my thinking time. I can remain strong though :icon_wink


You just cant stay away can you!!!:icon_roll



No, never. But isn't 'unhappily married' a pleonasm?

i've never even heard of that word so i aint gonna understand it



I take it you've been reading my contributions to this thread. :icon_bigg

i have copious amounts of spare time at work, so get to read alot of everyone's posts!

 

[drew]

Why don't you lose some weight and move up a notch Also don't think about someone being to good for you or too good looking, it doesn't always work like that.

It worked for me, I lost 2 1/2 stone and got myself a nice yank..... instead of a thick plank.

 

[Blue Maniac]

For her to like a fat bastard like me then i dont care if she has it. But she does have "it" though! Good looking girl mate.

I dont have a great deal of experiance with women or maturity full stop for that matter. I still like pubeing the lads pints down the pub on a regular basis or knocking a fistful of change out their hands when paying for a pint.

I cant help it. i haven't got kids yet. i'll grow up if/when i have them

First time I've ever seen 'pube' used as a verb. Well done.

 

[enderby fox]

Why don't you lose some weight and move up a notch Also don't think about someone being to good for you or too good looking, it doesn't always work like that.

It worked for me, I lost 2 1/2 stone and got myself a nice yank..... instead of a thick plank.

I've already lost shit loads to be fair mate but you are right! I'll whisper it quietly so i dont get asked to leave but i've lost 4 stone in 4 months training to get in the fuzz.

but i have moved up a fair few notches compared to the last few monsters i've had. if i get this treacle then i'm gonna go back up to see the last monster with her and tell her i told you i could do better. that'll be ever so satisfying knowing she's sitting there with a kid ( not mine) miserable as feck.

harsh i know but she made me waste my redundo money on her and made me feel like shit for the last 3 months i was with her. so bollocks to her.

 

[enderby fox]

First time I've ever seen 'pube' used as a verb. Well done.

my pleasure

 

[fcukcov]

Why don't you lose some weight and move up a notch Also don't think about someone being to good for you or too good looking, it doesn't always work like that.

It worked for me, I lost 2 1/2 stone and got myself a nice yank..... instead of a thick plank.

it helps if they have money as well.:icon_wink

 

[Blue Maniac]

harsh i know but she made me waste my redundo money on her and made me feel like shit for the last 3 months i was with her. so bollocks to her

See what I mean?

****ing women.

****s.