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Mine was a pair of socks with silver stick on letters in a poxy tin for heavens sake.
 
A ****ing selection box FFS. What The ****?!?!?!?!?

To take the piss even more, the person said on the phone earlier: "Did you like the presents I bought you"?

"Probably not, most of my stuff was crap"

"Oh, I got you a few things and that selection box I knew you'd like"

"No, I'm 35 FFS, what do I want with a box bigger then me with three bits of chocolate in. I have a trade card for the Mars factory so I can get chocolate on tap at a stupid price anyway, don't buy me anymore"

"Well I thought you'd like it"

"I didn't"
 
A ****ing selection box FFS. What The ****?!?!?!?!?

To take the piss even more, the person said on the phone earlier: "Did you like the presents I bought you"?

"Probably not, most of my stuff was crap"

"Oh, I got you a few things and that selection box I knew you'd like"

"No, I'm 35 FFS, what do I want with a box bigger then me with three bits of chocolate in. I have a trade card for the Mars factory so I can get chocolate on tap at a stupid price anyway, don't buy me anymore"

"Well I thought you'd like it"

"I didn't"

ungrateful bastard. there's people starving in the world you know :icon_wink
 
Has to be the nose and ear hair trimmer, funnily enough it will also be the most useful these days....:icon_sad:
 
Just decided I have a new worst present - the officail 2008 LCFC calender. Half of the players featured won't even be here by the time their 'month' is on display :098:
 
Just decided I have a new worst present - the officail 2008 LCFC calender. Half of the players featured won't even be here by the time their 'month' is on display :098:

I got that too! But yeah you're right, it's annoying to look at the pictures on it knowing that they will probably have left by the time their month shows up.
 
Just decided I have a new worst present - the officail 2008 LCFC calender. Half of the players featured won't even be here by the time their 'month' is on display :098:
i got it too, awful stuff.
 
Worst present? A small travel-sized pack of tissues with pictures of Santa on - I mean, what the **** is that all about?

It don't like opening presents in front of family, because you always come out with "Oh yeah brilliant, just what ive always wanted", yet you're really thinking "What the **** is this piece of shit?"
 
Worst present? A small travel-sized pack of tissues with pictures of Santa on - I mean, what the **** is that all about?

It don't like opening presents in front of family, because you always come out with "Oh yeah brilliant, just what ive always wanted", yet you're really thinking "What the **** is this piece of shit?"

:icon_bigg :icon_lol: :icon_lol: I think we have all been there. :icon_wink
 
I've got to say I havent had anything that I didnt like... its been a good day :)
 
And this is a message to all of my relatives: If you are going to buy me Smellies or Chocolates, don't bother you twat.
 
Be sensible next year and just tell them what you want - it saves so much hassle!!!
 
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