Injury News Chris Wood out for x weeks

[Matt_B]

We will destroy Wood, the desperation is rather pathetic. Then again you can't blame people when you look at the alternatives.

And yet we managed to win quite a number of games with the alternatives.

 

[spionfox]

And yet we managed to win quite a number of games with the alternatives.

Indeed. He's not the Messiah, he's just a very naughty, er injured boy.

 

[Mawsley]

If he plays on Tuesday it'll prove he is not injured and ch4mbo was right all along.

 

[Matt_B]

If he plays on Tuesday it'll prove he is not injured and ch4mbo was right all along.

Pearson is very specific with his anger. A small infraction results in a week's silent treatment then you're allowed to play again. This means that he can tell the press when a player will be back in advance, much like with an injury, and keep the whole thing under wraps.

 

[Graz]

Pearson is very specific with his anger. A small infraction results in a week's silent treatment then you're allowed to play again. This means that he can tell the press when a player will be back in advance, much like with an injury, and keep the whole thing under wraps.

I have it on good authority that Chris Wood has spent most of the last week on the naughty step, and that is why Nigel was confident in discussing his return date.

If however Woodzy moves from there before he is told, expect his absence to be doubled.

 

[Lako42]

In all seriousness does anyone know if Chris commutes on a daily basis from New Zealand? I have been twice and It's a long flight to be honest, I can imagine it's the type of think Pearson would leave someone out of the side for.

Obviously if he stops off at Changi airport then it's not a problem as they have a cinema and a few nice places to eat, amazingly the entire floor space is carpeted and still clean as a whistle.

 

[M17TT C]

Do they have a bowling alley there?

 

[fox58]

Wood is fit and ready for tomorrow night.

 

[homer]

Wood is fit and ready for tomorrow night.

I saw him first, big boy

 

[fox58]

I saw him first, big boy

said his lower limb injury is fully recovered

 

[homer]

said his lower limb injury is fully recovered

I'll soon see to that

 

[step]

He was never injured, it was a fall out with Pearson

 

[Matt_B]

He was never injured, it was a fall out with Pearson

For a predetermined amount of time?

 

[Macky]

He was never injured, it was a fall out with Pearson

Oooh tell us all about what happened, I love getting inside gossip from people who are 'in the know'. Did Pearson really smash Woodzee's mobile? Or was that just some more bullshit made up by Blokedownthepub?