Confirmed Transfer James Maddison

[homer]

Foden the Manchester City player who’s played eighteen seconds of senior football in his entire life? Is this the one we’re on about?

Yes

The world has gone mental

 

[Blue Maniac]

Yes

The world has gone mental

It really has. He's a feckin foetus.

 

[H T B]

I remember the "great" Trevor Benjamin getting a call up when the England youngsters had a game in Leicester

 

[Mike - True Blue Tinter]

Tricky Trev - legend!

 

[Brown Nose]

I wish they'd just **** each other and get it over with.

 

[Skitzo]

what about their friendship affects you in anyway to make you so annoyed by it?

 

[Blue Maniac]

what about their friendship affects you in anyway to make you so annoyed by it?

Something about the 50s and balls made of granite and sensible haircuts. I personally couldn’t give less of a shit if our entire squad were sucking each other off at half time.

 

[pork pie fox]

As I’ve said previously, I like the fact that they get on. We’ve got a good young core and, if it helps keep them with us longer term, then that’s a bonus, as far as I can see.

 

[Brown Nose]

what about their friendship affects you in anyway to make you so annoyed by it?

It must be an generational thing as I just find it cringeworthy.

I stopped following the pair of them on twitter as it was doing my head in. Then City and now England start posting the fecking things.

I'd be delighted for them if they sucked each other off every day in the privacy of the changing room. At least then I wouldn't have to feel like I was part of their courtship.

It's beneficial if players get on with each other. I've nothing against that at all. It's just too wanky for me. Team bonding used to comprise of a few beers and a fight. Now it's like a fecking Avon night, swapping mascara tips and posing all across social media.

I like my footballers to be thick, ugly and repressed. It's all Beckham's fault.

 

[pork pie fox]

It must be an generational thing as I just find it cringeworthy.

I stopped following the pair of them on twitter as it was doing my head in. Then City and now England start posting the fecking things.

I'd be delighted for them if they sucked each other off every day in the privacy of the changing room. At least then I wouldn't have to feel like I was part of their courtship.

It's beneficial if players get on with each other. I've nothing against that at all. It's just too wanky for me. Team bonding used to comprise of a few beers and a fight. Now it's like a fecking Avon night, swapping mascara tips and posing all across social media.

I like my footballers to be thick, ugly and repressed. It's all Beckham's fault.

I just accept that I’m too old to understand it.

 

[Skitzo]

you keep jumping to homosexual stuff, is there some fantasy you're trying to suppress?

 

[Orifice]

I'm sure G. Taggert and I. Marshall may have had some kind of friendship but nothing poncey.

 

[popillius]

What the actual **** is going on? Are people really pissing and moaning about young lads being mates with one another now? Some folk need to get a grip.

 

[homer]

I'm sure G. Taggert and I. Marshall may have had some kind of friendship but nothing poncey.

What the feck are you talking about?

Them two were tromboning constantly at half time, and in training

Non stop, it was

 

[Orifice]

What the feck are you talking about?

Them two were tromboning constantly at half time, and in training

Non stop, it was

Exactly.

 

[FOX Franks]

What the feck are you talking about?

Them two were tromboning constantly at half time, and in training

Non stop, it was

Of all the things you could have picked.
Of.
All.
The.
Things.

 

[Blue Maniac]

you keep jumping to homosexual stuff, is there some fantasy you're trying to suppress?

In fairness, it was me who brought up the blow jobs.

 

[Skitzo]

In fairness, it was me who brought up the blow jobs.

Well feel free to answer then

 

[Blue Maniac]

Well feel free to answer then

I mean… why not?

 

[fitz]

Something about the 50s and balls made of granite and sensible haircuts. I personally couldn’t give less of a shit if our entire squad were sucking each other off at half time.

It'd probably have an impact on energy levels though. We would then be slow at starting both halves.