100 things TBers want to do before they die.

[muzzysgal]

6) get some work published
7) Buy a house
8) be happy
9) learn to breakdance

I'm sorry Scarby, but your last one just seemed so random compared to the others you've stated, it made me laugh out loud.

 

[Scarby]

I'm sorry Scarby, but your last one just seemed so random compared to the others you've stated, it made me laugh out loud.

i'm pleased.

10) make someone laugh - DONE

 

[Melton Fox]

6) get some work published
7) Buy a house
8) be happy
9) learn to breakdance

Number 8 is slightly worrying Scarbs, you never ben happy in your life yet?

When I say worrying, I am actually worried that you've got it wrong, I get a great deal of plesure out of other people's unhappiness.

 

[Scarby]

Number 8 is slightly worrying Scarbs, you never ben happy in your life yet?

When I say worrying, I am actually worried that you've got it wrong, I get a great deal of plesure out of other people's unhappiness.

i'm always happy, i dont stressed or anything, i always have a smile on me face unless im moaning. When i say be happy i suppose i mean have to worries etc. so maybe i cant be completely happy until i have completed all the things on my list

 

[highland fox]

i'm always happy, i dont stressed or anything, i always have a smile on me face

Me too.....

 

[Melton Fox]

so maybe i cant be completely happy until i have completed all the things on my list

Would you mind if I called you a pretentious fukwit?

 

[Scarby]

Would you mind if I called you a pretentious fukwit?

yes

 

[Melton Fox]

yes

Excellent, I'd hate for you to be happy that I called you it.

Scarby, you are a pretentious fukwit.

 

[highland fox]

I don't think Scarby is at all pretentious

 

[Disco Bob]

* Be able to turn invisible
* Be able to teleport
* Be able to stop and reverse time
* To stop being influenced by television programs

 

[Melton Fox]

I don't think Scarby is at all pretentious

Good for you.

 

[Melton Fox]

* Be able to turn invisible

Would you sneak into bird's bathrooms and bedrooms and bash one out?

 

[Disco Bob]

Would you sneak into bird's bathrooms and bedrooms and bash one out?

Aside from helping yourself to cash from tills, what other reason is there?

 

[Siouxsie]

[1] Prevent SJN Fox from having sex with my wife

am I your wife?

 

[Dour]

am I your wife?

Are you SJN Fox's wife (or bit on the side)?

 

[MKFox]

I don't think Scarby is at all pretentious

Scarby's simplicity makes him the antithesis of pretentiousness.

 

[Disco Bob]

am I your wife?

Do you:

• Pay no attention to anything I say?
• Frequently enjoy doing things simply to piss me off?
• Think that television was made just to show pro-celebrity dancing shows?
• Believe that if it doesn't come from a packet with a microwave symbol then it is uncookable?
• Not bother parking if there aren't two bays that you can slew the car across?
• Respond to the name Sue?

If you can answer in the affirmative to the above then we need to give consideration to the fact that you may well be.

 

[spionfox]

Do you:

• Pay no attention to anything I say?
• Frequently enjoy doing things simply to piss me off?
• Think that television was made just to show pro-celebrity dancing shows?
• Believe that if it doesn't come from a packet with a microwave symbol then it is uncookable?
• Not bother parking if there aren't two bays that you can slew the car across?
• Respond to the name Sue?

If you can answer in the affirmative to the above then we need to give consideration to the fact that you may well be.

I used to lust after someone called Sue.

Food for thought

 

[Melton Fox]

I used to lust after someone called Sue.

Was it the one Johnny Cash was singing about?

Wouldn't surprise me.

 

[spionfox]

Was it the one Johnny Cash was singing about?

Wouldn't surprise me.

Been there, got a burning ring of fire, never again.