100 things TBers want to do before they die.

[foxin_oz]

I'd like to travel back in time and prevent the birth of my ex wife. I've figured out that most of my current problems are caused by her existence.

 

[Darth Vodka]

i want to visit every single European capital city (I've done London, Cardiff, Edinburgh, Dublin, Paris, Brussels, Amsterdam, Copenhagen, Helsinki, Budapest, Warsaw, Prague, Athens but there's plenty more)

i also want to have kids at some point....but that's not just up to me...

 

[spionfox]

i want to visit every single European capital city (I've done London, Cardiff, Edinburgh, Dublin, Paris, Brussels, Amsterdam, Copenhagen, Helsinki, Budapest, Warsaw, Prague, Athens but there's plenty more)

i also want to have kids at some point....but that's not just up to me...

Better achieve all your other ambitions first then. Kids put a stop to most of lives pleasures!










But they do of course bring many more!

 

[Hector]

to find an antidote to mortality.

 

[Darth Vodka]

Better achieve all your other ambitions first then. Kids put a stop to most of lives pleasures!

to find an antidote to mortality.

i see childen as a shot at immortality... the best we have

we all die, but part of us lives in our children, both genetically and the things we teach them about the world


that and the fact that i'll need someone to look after me in my later "Father Jack years"

 

[From Gradel to Grave]

[1] Prevent SJN Fox from having sex with my wife

Bob, have to say you were getting on my nerves with your Kevin Keegan tourettes which was more annoying than the Mongies you mocked. You're one of my favourite posters now and that was genius

 

[Siouxsie]

Do you:

• Pay no attention to anything I say?
• Frequently enjoy doing things simply to piss me off?
• Think that television was made just to show pro-celebrity dancing shows?
• Believe that if it doesn't come from a packet with a microwave symbol then it is uncookable?
• Not bother parking if there aren't two bays that you can slew the car across?
• Respond to the name Sue?

If you can answer in the affirmative to the above then we need to give consideration to the fact that you may well be.

4 definite yes
1 probably no (I'm quite a ghood cook)
1 definite no (I never watch dancing shows)

So you may have had a lucky escape.

 

[pds]

I want to see what people saw
I want to feel like I felt before
I want to see the kingdom come
I want to feel forever young
I want to sing
To sing my song
I want to live in a world where I belong
I want to live
I will survive

Quality song but I can't get it out of my head now.

 

[Disco Bob]

Before suffering from a long and drawn out demise (that places a huge financial and emotional burden upon my children) I think I would like to continue to lead a life that will allow me to reciprocate John Le Mesurier's "It's all been rather lovely".

 

[Dour]

Before suffering from a long and drawn out demise (that places a huge financial and emotional burden upon my children) I think I would like to continue to lead a life that will allow me to reciprocate John Le Mesurier's "It's all been rather lovely".

Probably best ditch the wife, unless you think she'd accept you bedding a series of sweet youths.

 

[Disco Bob]

Probably best ditch the wife, unless you think she'd accept you bedding a series of sweet youths.

Someone has to hold the video camera

 

[Hazzman]

Live abroad
Live outside Leicester
Try a variety of jobs if at all possible
Have kids
Buy my Dad a car
Score double figures in one season at Goals
See City in a FA Cup Final
Complete the 92 grounds
Do the new girl at work up the wrong 'un

 

[Hazzman]

...and write a book.

 

[MKFox]

Do the new girl at work up the wrong 'un

Aspirational stuff

 

[Macky]

Live abroad
Live outside Leicester
Try a variety of jobs if at all possible
Have kids
Buy my Dad a car
Score double figures in one season at Goals
See City in a FA Cup Final
Complete the 92 grounds
Do the new girl at work up the wrong 'un

Good stuff Hazz.

But I think you should add to your list:
Learn when & when not to use an apostrophe

 

[Hazzman]

Good stuff Hazz.

But I think you should add to your list:
Learn when & when not to use an apostrophe

Just made a reet cnut of myself in a meeting - said persecution wrong.

 

[From Gradel to Grave]

Just made a reet cnut of myself in a meeting - said persecution wrong.

Who do you work for the SS?

 

[Hazzman]

Who do you work for the SS?

Exactly - I confused that with prosecuted

 

[From Gradel to Grave]

Exactly - I confused that with prosecuted

At least you didn't say pedicured. Or promulgated.

 

[spionfox]

At least you didn't say pedicured. Or promulgated.

or prostituted....