2013 Talking Balls Awards Night

[Blaarev]

Next up is the Blue Mongie of the Year award. Fierce competition in this one this year... not really. Single votes for Joe_Fox, Blue Maniac and jas123, but your winner with FIVE votes...

Was that methanol in that last drink I got?

 

[Blue Maniac]

Talking Balls is filled with threads that make us weep with despair and shame. As always, we have a Worst Thread category for just such a reason.

Single votes for It's a wonderful life, TB Awards, and "anything by Mawsley"

But with a relatively huge SIX votes, the worst thread on all of Talking Balls in 2013 is...







Joe_Fox's ****ing ludicrous betting system

 

[Blue Maniac]

Christ, thank **** this is nearly finished. Eight more categories folks. The next one is Most Miserable Poster.

Single votes for homer, bocadillo and lazzer (who voted for himself, but I'm counting it anyway).

This year's shock winner, with SIX votes...







Brown Nose

 

[Blue Maniac]

Moron of the Year is always hotly contested, and by 'always' I mean 'never'.

Another split award this time around, with two votes apiece for Joe_Fox, cafe and caskey, whoever the **** he is

 

[give_us_a_wave]

Am I late? What did I miss? I was on a promise tonight but it fell through so i thought i'd come to this thing instead.Where's the bar & is there a band on?

 

[Blaarev]

The bar is over there

 

[Blue Maniac]

Next up is our Most Annoying Poster award, which fortunately is voted upon before this thread every single year.

Single votes for cafe, Lako42 and Profondo Rosso

Two apiece for The Old Fox and Brown Nose

But with three votes, your Most Annoying Poster of 2013...





Joe_Fox

 

[Motown Fox]

The bar is over there

Where over there....

 

[Blue Maniac]

Am I late? What did I miss? I was on a promise tonight but it fell through so i thought i'd come to this thing instead.Where's the bar & is there a band on?

spion's iPod is plugged into a docking station nobody can find. There's a tenner in it if you locate and smash it.

 

[Blaarev]

Where over there....

There

 

[Blue Maniac]

Sometimes, when you log on to Talking Balls, you find something that makes you laugh. It doesn't happen very often - about as frequently as giraffes take flight in the wild - but we like to pretend it does. So we also have a Comedian of the Year award.

Single votes this year for Joe_Fox, spionfox and the metaphysical concept of humour itself.

In second place, with three votes... Blaarev

But your winner once again, with four votes...

homer

 

[give_us_a_wave]

As a music lover I'd smash it anyway.You can keep the tenner,i believe in public service.

 

[Motown Fox]

Right There

>>>>>>>> you should have said :icon_bigg

 

[Blue Maniac]

A bit of a cluttered field this year for Poster of the Year - six different people have collected votes in this category. Which means either that six people really deserve those votes, or that everybody is shit and some people just picked a random name. I know what my guess is.

Single votes for David Gwilliam, Hazzman & spionfox

And your joint winners, with two votes each...





Blue Maniac, Blaarev and Jeff

 

[Blue Maniac]

The final three awards now, ladies and gents. The real big ones. First of all, our Newcomer of the Year award, which recognises those who join our strange little community, accept its ways and customs and refuse to **** off despite the best efforts of the antisocial ****s who inhabit this place.

Your winner this year, with a whopping TWO votes...





Xowie

 

[spionfox]

But the clear winner this time around is spion's playlists

Nice

You won't say that when Spion turns up with his mobile disco.

Weddings, Bar Mitvahs and Funerals - music for all tastes except taste itself!

 

[Blaarev]

The final three awards now, ladies and gents. The real big ones. First of all, our Newcomer of the Year award, which recognises those who join our strange little community, accept its ways and customs and refuse to **** off despite the best efforts of the antisocial ***** who inhabit this place.

Your winner this year, with a whopping TWO votes...





Xowie

If I'd known she was a Wolves fan.......

 

[Motown Fox]

The final three awards now, ladies and gents. The real big ones. First of all, our Newcomer of the Year award, which recognises those who join our strange little community, accept its ways and customs and refuse to **** off despite the best efforts of the antisocial ****s who inhabit this place.

Your winner this year, with a whopping TWO votes...





Xowie

Was that before or after we discovered she was a Wolves fan.:icon_wink

 

[Blue Maniac]

It's now time for our Veteran of the Year award, open to those who have been pissing away their time here for five or more years.

Single votes for Matt_B, Macky, homer, Durham, DG, Jeff and Blaarev

In second place, with two votes, spionfox

And your winner this year, with an outstanding three votes...








Cate Fox

 

[Blue Maniac]

Was that before or after we discovered she was a Wolves fan.:icon_wink

I always knew :icon_wink