2023/24 Season Predictions

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I'm bewildered by the blindness towards Vardy.

If he's still here in September, he will play half the games at best and he'll be injured regularly.

I can also see him getting pissed off with it all and getting a couple of red cards. He'll be a marked man for all the clogger central defenders he comes up against.

Not a prayer that he scores double figures.

Word on the street is that he has also had no reduction in his wage and will be earning almost £160k a week this season.

It's called being well and truly desperate.

Not one other player in our squad could muster 8 goals this season.


If Vardy don't fire we could go down
 
Where will we finish: 1st
Top scorer (and no. of goals): Piroe - 17
Player of the season: Winks
Best new signing: Winks
Best young player: Doyle
Most disappointing player (old or new): Vardy
Most improved player: Souttar or Ndidi
How far will we go in the FA Cup: 5th Round
How far will we go in the League Cup: 2nd Rund
Best result of the season: Middlesboro' 0-4 Leicester City
Worst result of the season: Plymouth 1-0 Leicester City
Will Maresca still be manager at the end of the season? Yes
What will be the Mercury's headline following the final game of the season? What a difference a year makes
Who will win the league: Leicester City
Who will get relegated: Rotherham, Cardiff, Hull
 
Where will we finish: 10th
Top scorer (and no. of goals): Barnes Vardy 12
Player of the season: Maddison Winks
Best new signing: Cody
Best young player: McAteer
Most disappointing player (old or new): Thomas
Most improved player: Faes
How far will we go in the FA Cup: 3rd Round
How far will we go in the League Cup: Last 16
Best result of the season: 4-0 QPR
Worst result of the season: 1-3 Coventry
Will Maresca still be manager at the end of the season? Yes
What will be the Mercury's headline following the final game of the season? Thank heavens for that. Goodnight.
Who will win the league: Norwich
Who will get relegated: Watford, Rotherham, Plymouth.

A quite forgettable season coming up.
 
It's called being well and truly desperate.

Not one other player in our squad could muster 8 goals this season.


If Vardy don't fire we could go down
Nope. Not this time. We’re going to the toppermost of the poppermost Johnny.
 
Where will we finish: 1st
Top scorer (and no. of goals): Vardy 18
Player of the season: Winks
Best new signing: Winks
Best young player: Alves
Most disappointing player (old or new):
Most improved player: Faes
How far will we go in the FA Cup: 5th Round
How far will we go in the League Cup: Last 8
Best result of the season: 4-0 QPR
Worst result of the season: 1-2 Middlesbrough
Will Maresca still be manager at the end of the season? Yes
What will be the Mercury's headline following the final game of the season? Champions
Who will win the league: Leicester
Who will get relegated: Hull, Rotherham, Plymouth.
 
I haven't got a ****ing clue.

Gut feeling is we will at least finish top 6 - but there's a lot of business to be done in the next month which will impact us either way
 
Where will we finish: 1st
Top scorer (and no. of goals): Strikey McNewSigningStrikeface 13
Player of the season: Ricardo
Best new signing: Winks
Best young player: Maswanhise
Most disappointing player (old or new): Vardy
Most improved player: KDH
How far will we go in the FA Cup: 4th round
How far will we go in the League Cup: 4th round
Best result of the season: 5-0 Blackburn
Worst result of the season: 0-2 Coventry
Will Maresca still be manager at the end of the season? Yes
What will be the Mercury's headline following the final game of the season? End of an era - Mercury folds as top-class sports coverage replaced by word on street
Who will win the league: Leicester
Who will get relegated: Birmingham, Cardiff, Hull
 
I’ll wait till nearer the start of the season, but right now I can’t see us finishing higher than 14th, and Fake Pep will be out by November.
 
Where will we finish: Top
Top scorer (and no. of goals): Piroe (if we actually make a bid) if not Iheanacho (20)
Player of the season: Coady
Best new signing: Piroe/Coady
Best young player: Silko Thomas
Most disappointing player (old or new): It can't be Daka, he's already disappointing. Dewsbury-Hall
Most improved player: Ricardo
How far will we go in the FA Cup: Concentrate on winning the league, so, 1st round
How far will we go in the League Cup: Same as FA Cup
Best result of the season: 5 - 0 (don't know who)
Worst result of the season: 0 - 3 (unknown)
Will Maresca still be manager at the end of the season? Big Yes
What will be the Mercury's headline following the final game of the season? A reporter comes out (as intelligent)
Who will win the league: Leicester
Who will get relegated: Forest, Everton and 3 from the championship
 
Where will we finish: 12th
Top scorer (and no. of goals): Daka (12)
Player of the season: Winks
Best new signing: Winks
Best young player: Souttar
Most disappointing player (old or new): Vardy
Most improved player: Praet
How far will we go in the FA Cup: 5th Round
How far will we go in the League Cup: Last 16
Best result of the season: 4-0 at home to Derby
Worst result of the season: 0-3 at home to Middlesbrough
Will Maresca still be manager at the end of the season? No
What will be the Mercury's headline following the final game of the season? Pearson to the rescue
Who will win the league: Middlesbrough
Who will get relegated: Rotherham, Plymouth, Cardiff
 
Where will we finish: 12th
Top scorer (and no. of goals): Daka (12)
Player of the season: Winks
Best new signing: Winks
Best young player: Souttar
Most disappointing player (old or new): Vardy
Most improved player: Praet
How far will we go in the FA Cup: 5th Round
How far will we go in the League Cup: Last 16
Best result of the season: 4-0 at home to Derby
Worst result of the season: 0-3 at home to Middlesbrough
Will Maresca still be manager at the end of the season? No
What will be the Mercury's headline following the final game of the season? Pearson to the rescue
Who will win the league: Middlesbrough
Who will get relegated: Rotherham, Plymouth, Cardiff
We finally have a reasonably sensible prediction. From Joe of all people.

A lot of you are in for a season of disappointment. It’s mid-table at best.
 
Where will we finish: 2/3
Top scorer (and no. of goals): Vardy 15, expecting goals from the rest of the squad
Player of the season: Winks
Best new signing: Winks
Best young player: Souttare
Most disappointing player (old or new): KDH
Most improved player: Faes
How far will we go in the FA Cup: Not interested probably 3 rd round
How far will we go in the League Cup: as far as our squad players can get
Best result of the season: 3-0 Covscum
Worst result of the season: 3-1 Southampton
Will Maresca still be manager at the end of the season? Yes
What will be the Mercury's headline following the final game of the season? We were talking rubbish again!
Who will win the league: Southampton
Who will get relegated: Preston, Swansea, Millwall
 
I don't do predictions. Well, I do but only as farce. I have absolutely no ****ing idea of how this season will go. There are far too many factors that I/we know **** all about.

So, OK, Enzo's trousers to fall down away at Plymouth.
 
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