3 word story

[The Major]

just as tasty

 

[FIF]

as shitty crabs

 

[The Major]

I like crab

 

[spionfox]

on my pubes

 

[The Major]

they tickle nice

 

[spionfox]

unlike Newts fingernails

 

[The Major]

I wouldn't know

 

[spionfox]

nor me, but

 

[FIF]

tedfoxxx said so

 

[The Major]

he never lies

 

[FIF]

he's straight up

 

[The Major]

Newt's arse with

 

[FIF]

a crinckly cucumber

 

[The Major]

and juicy radishes

 

[FIF]

and covered with

 

[spionfox]

chickenpox scars and

 

[FIF]

mancream. In Leicester

 

[newtonfox]

where FIF WANKED

 

[The Major]

little boy orphans

 

[newtonfox]

until they bleed