3 word story

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knee disabled MIS's

infeasibly large gonads

 

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behind his ears

 

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but nothing between

 

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his knobbly knees

 

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except Beyonce's head.

 

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and shoulders shampoo

 

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bottle, shoved firmly

 

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over his prickly

 

[newtonfox]

prick,which hurt

 

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which was exciting

 

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having never felt

 

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that part for

 

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eternity or pleasure

 

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or self masturbation

 

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meanwhile in coventry

 

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where wanking's compulsory

 

[spionfox]

second only to

 

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marrying your sister.

 

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and screwing grandad

 

[The Major]

false teeth out