3 word story

[FIF]

in a G-string

 

[fox58]

bits hanging everywhere

 

[FIF]

except the M6

 

[fox58]

which was blocked

 

[FIF]

by two ninjas

 

[spionfox]

fighting with weapons

 

[FIF]

looking like bananas

 

[spionfox]

and equally phallic

 

[FIF]

but not Gallic

 

[spionfox]

but thankfully not

 

[FIF]

up my arse

 

[spionfox]

with the hamsters

 

[FIF]

and their cages

 

[The Major]

short and furry

 

[FIF]

MIS pubic hair

 

[The Major]

I wax daily

 

[FIF]

the boys I

 

[spionfox]

entice into my

 

[FIF]

Turin holiday bedsit

 

[fox58]

shroud in mystery