A football story

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drummindefender

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Ok you lot fill in the gaps in this story with the names of British Football teams. Hint: think of how the names sound sometimes and in some of the answers nicknames have been used

My family and I set off in our boat and sailed down the river which (1) to the sea. We waved goodbye to the fair maiden at the windmill, she was leaning against the (2)
Our cabin boy worked hard to (3) the boilers. He was illiterate, but won our (4) with his (5) efforts to improve his (6) The rest of the (7) were a rowdy lot and after a bout of drinking they did in fact (8) furniture.
My parents had been ill recently, but my father commented that the voyage seemed to make my (9) Apparently, the sea (10) did her (11) lot of good.
We eventually reached our destination and moored our boat at the (12) of the island. It was just a few yards from where the natives (13) their dead. We (14) even though we could hear the sound of howling (15) We soon met a group of (16) dressed in (17) green. They were wearing cowboy hats and (18) They welcomed us and we decided to stay.
One day we tried to get some milk from a herd of cows but they did not like having their (19) At last we came to the home of the Hawaiin monarch, the (20-four words) She greeted us with a friendly (21) but was clearly very upset because her (22-two words) had been recently destroyed. While her (23) was being built she invited us to stay in her sumptuous (24) We stole some of her treasure and someone suggested we put the (25) the ship. To keep it safe, we put it in a cabin with a (26) the door. We planned to put it all in the (27) when we got home.
 
Are we doing this in order?

I'll start
1. Leeds
 
3. Stoke
4. Hearts
5. Stirling
6. Reading
7. Crewe
 
8. Wrexham
9. Motherwell
 
10. Ayr
 
11. Chester
12. Southend
13. Bury
14. Preston
15. Wolves
16. Rangers
17. Lincoln
18. Spurs
19. Huddersfield
20. Queen Of The South
 
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21. Alloa
22. Crystal Palace
23. Newcastle
24. Villa
 
27. Halifax ?
 
18: Titsfeld - 9th Division of the German League.
 
Boo hiss, no Leicester :icon_lol:


While her (23) was being built she invited us to stay in her sumptuous (24). We agreed quickly [28] kind offer expired.
 
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