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Is Consty actually Lee Marshall with tits?
 
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newton, newton. you haven't understood either. I do not mock or attack you. I know the club. You have taken the wrong preverbial end of the stick. No matter. There is a dog in your picture. A dog is for life.

I doubt I woud take the trouble to take the young boy (Boy Genius) to the House of Harlots. He must find his own way to the Realm of the Senses. BB & Steven know I jest about the other road. I have my faults and I have my perversions. But not that. Next time, when I am in the House of Harlots, I shall snort cocaine off the woman's belly button, before casting my seed. Then I shall chastise myself. But I am no armchair academic or artist in his garret. I fight for humanity, I love, I cry. I watch football. I play with my son. And he is happy - his imagination is wonderful. He is bigger than me, that little boy.
 
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consty said:
newton, newton. you haven't understood either. I do not mock or attack you. I know the club. You have taken the wrong preverbial end of the stick. No matter. There is a dog in your picture. A dog is for life.

I doubt I woud take the trouble to take the young boy to the House of Harlots. He must find his own way to the Realm of the Senses. BB & Steven know I jest about the other road. I have my faults and I have my perversions. But not that. Next time, when I am in the House of Harlots, I shall snort cocaine off the woman's belly button, before casting my seed. Then I shall chastise myself. But I am no armchair academic or artist in his garret. I fight for humanity, I love, I cry. I watch football. I play with my son. And he is happy - his imagination is wonderful. He is bigger than me, that little boy.
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what ever floats your boat mate ,IMO you've had too much coke ;)
 
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Can we play 'Guess Consty'? Can we whittle down the actual semblance of what is, indeed, the Consty?
 
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Chandler, James Walker, Joe_Fox
 
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Joe_Harris
 
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Randomer
Woman alone in Derby
Jeff's wife, kept under the stairs
 
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oh, boy genius, you still haven't cottoned on to my purpose. You don't get it do you? Free your mind. Lose your hatreds. Learn to laugh, and cry, with me.

Failing that, if you cannot be reborn in the way that I say, I shall have to take your virginity away. If I do not do it myself, I shall take you to the House of Harlots in the Highfields. And verily, your little penis will become red and sore. Don't make me do it. Recast yourself, before it is too late.
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You really are a tosser cunsty, my previous post refered to Peter Noone not you you twat.
I have come to a conclusion that you are just an insignificant little person, and a waste of posting time to bother about.

I dont know you and I know I never will which is hardly a shame is it, as I really dont want to know you.
As to your other stupidly childish comments I doubt if you could ever get near to affording me if you saved up for a year. As I said before I dont normally bother with people who are inferior to me, so be a good person now and feck off
You are now on my ignore list, so you now may go a fcuk yourself.....
 
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I am totally drug free. But that is what I shall do, when I am next in the House of Harlots.
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this house of harlots?? is it a new boozer? have they finally knocked down the bobby peel??? :icon_eek: do they serve bass? us devon folk dont get back much nowdays:icon_wink
 
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Just wasted far too much of my life reading through this load of old toss, Consty.

As a non-Professor of Clinical Psychiatric Disorders, I would like to appeal to anyone who knows your identity to get you sectioned immediately. A deeply unprofound mental meltdown is underway.



Alex - Badly Drawn Consty?
 
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Teenage Constyclub

The Velvet Underground & Consty

Pink Consty

The Mama's and the Consty's

Showaddyconsty

The Kaiser Consty's

. . .
 
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Consty's Midnight Runners

Dee-Consty

Arcade Consty
 
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the arctic consty's


Im finding this quite entertaining actually.


Carry on consty (in both respects)
 
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Dave Dee, Consty, Beaky, Mick And Tich

Consty and the Domino's

Consty Street Preachers

. . .
 
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Consty Killed the Cat
Neil Young & Consty Horse
The Boo Constys
Consty Duran
Human Consty
 
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