Forget Jesus Christ, I thought everyone would be getting ready for my birthday next Saturday?
Well I'll certainly be celebrating Teddy. As every good catholic knows, it's the feast of the presentation of the blessed virgin Mary.
It's gonna be one long hedonistic seisún.
Bah bumhug, that advert gets earlier every year
Well I'll certainly be celebrating Teddy. As every good catholic knows, it's the feast of the presentation of the blessed virgin Mary.
It's gonna be one long hedonistic seisún.
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The new McDonalds ads are quite clever/poetic. I like.
Sickipedia said:Now the racists and rapists
And open prison escapists
Were just passing by.
And the grabby types,
The Maddie types,
Who want to be a Daddy types
Were just passing by.
And the mug-you types,
And thug-you types
And like to have sex by drug-you types
Were just passing by.
Those on their own,
****ing the phone
With squinty eyes looking like a clone
Were just passing by.
Trucker driving through
Who just got blew
And killed a hooker on the A32
Was just passing by.
And the IT bod
Sat in his pod
Choking on his tongue and writing his blog
Was just passing by.
And the jobless types,
Who are not white
And used to pick cotton and fingers are light
Were just passing by.
And the sick perverts,
Who disconcert
The women with outrageous flirts
And like to fill their mouths with squirts
Were just passing by.
The Sickipedia folk,
Who share a joke;
See a duplicate and almost choke.
Waiting ages for Elton's stroke
Were just passing by.
There's a McDonalds for everyone.
That was almost funny until the bit about slaves.
Seen the Shweppes Christmas ads last night for the first time.
They're good.
Fleggaard - the latest skydiving one
ITS BEHIND YOU !!!!! x 18
Mcdonalds sure are belting out quality adverts these days.
ARGGGGGGGH !
P | Pld | Pts | |
1 | Liverpool | 17 | 42 |
2 | Chelsea | 18 | 35 |
3 | Nottm F | 18 | 34 |
4 | Arsenal | 17 | 33 |
5 | Newcastle | 18 | 29 |
6 | Bournemouth | 18 | 29 |
7 | Manchester C | 18 | 28 |
8 | Fulham | 18 | 28 |
9 | Aston Villa | 18 | 28 |
10 | Brighton | 17 | 25 |
11 | Tottenham | 18 | 23 |
12 | Brentford | 17 | 23 |
13 | West Ham | 18 | 23 |
14 | Manchester U | 18 | 22 |
15 | Everton | 17 | 17 |
16 | Palace | 18 | 17 |
17 | Wolves | 18 | 15 |
18 | Leicester | 18 | 14 |
19 | Ipswich | 17 | 12 |
20 | Southampton | 18 | 6 |