Alan Birchenall

[Blue Maniac]

I'm 23 now and will hopefully live to see 24.

Edit:
That's a Coolio reference, I don't have terminal cancer.

He was in his 30s when he sang that. Lying ****er.

 

[DesertFox]

42

Me too. I find that it's a particularly good age to like tits.

 

[Joe_Fox]

Is there a bad age?

 

[Motown Fox]

He was in his 30s when he sang that. Lying ****er.

Well he was living in a gangsta's paradise

 

[Motown Fox]

57 (yesterday)

The age of Variety -enjoy it. I was there last year.
In January I will only be one year from the big 6 O.

 

[Mawsley]

4"

 

[alex]

Question is, have you ever seen me and Dessie together? Hey? Hmm??

 

[Miles Away]

Question is, have you ever seen me and Dessie together? Hey? Hmm??

I've seen some stomach-churning Polaroids and security footage of the two of you engaged in what I can only describe as filth.

 

[M17TT C]

72-0

 

[Rock Fox]

Anyhow - back on topic - happy birthday Birch - they say 70 is the new 69 - or am I thinking of something else?

 

[give_us_a_wave]

Is there a bad age?

Yes.Mine.After you turn 50 virtually nobody's tits appreciate your attention.Get caught looking at any particularly youthful (as in under 40) examples & the level of disgust directed at you is phenomenal.A man aged over 50 is considered fit only for Marshall's seed catalogues & Saga holiday offers (both of which have been arriving with insulting regularity in the past 8 months) Any interest in female anatomical arrangements is considered a little bit outside your remit as you're assumed to have succumbed to a combination of erectile dysfunction & reading about cricket.

 

[SJN-Fox]

Speak for yourself

 

[Blue Maniac]

Yes.Mine.After you turn 50 virtually nobody's tits appreciate your attention.Get caught looking at any particularly youthful (as in under 40) examples & the level of disgust directed at you is phenomenal.A man aged over 50 is considered fit only for Marshall's seed catalogues & Saga holiday offers (both of which have been arriving with insulting regularity in the past 8 months) Any interest in female anatomical arrangements is considered a little bit outside your remit as you're assumed to have succumbed to a combination of erectile dysfunction & reading about cricket.

Depends entirely on where you observe them. If you are just staring at strangers in the street it might not be your age that is the problem.

 

[TangledUpInBlue]

Yes.Mine.After you turn 50 virtually nobody's tits appreciate your attention.Get caught looking at any particularly youthful (as in under 40) examples & the level of disgust directed at you is phenomenal.A man aged over 50 is considered fit only for Marshall's seed catalogues & Saga holiday offers (both of which have been arriving with insulting regularity in the past 8 months) Any interest in female anatomical arrangements is considered a little bit outside your remit as you're assumed to have succumbed to a combination of erectile dysfunction & reading about cricket.

Get some reflective sunglasses. You can stare all you like. Mind it looks a bit odd on a dark winter's evening in Morrisons - but who cares .............you're old !

 

[give_us_a_wave]

Get some reflective sunglasses. You can stare all you like. Mind it looks a bit odd on a dark winter's evening in Morrisons - but who cares .............you're old !

I have 3 pairs

 

[Shepshed_Fox]

Flipping heck. Just discovered that Birch is seventy today. Makes me feel really old myself as some of my best days were at Filbert Street watching the team of his time.

A much maligned figure and often the focus of derision from those who don't know any better. He really is a Leicester legend.

Happy birthday Birch.

He might have got even more (unwarranted) stick had it not been for Jon Sammels playing in the same team!

 

[Motown Fox]

Get some reflective sunglasses. You can stare all you like. Mind it looks a bit odd on a dark winter's evening in Morrisons - but who cares .............you're old !

You can do it in Asda though according to Boc.

Don't think so. I checked out her cleavage.

 

[artic fox]

51

 

[fox58]

The age of Variety -enjoy it. I was there last year.
In January I will only be one year from the big 6 O.

60