Andy King and Bruno Berner make team of the week.

[fosseboy83]

If Rosa Parks was in Bruno Berner's seat, she'd move to the back of the bus.

 

[Macky]

If you gooooooogle 'Chuck Norris', then do a find 'n' replace with 'Bruno Berner' everybody will know what you've done, then Bruno will find you and will make you cry by pushing pineapples up your hole

 

[consty]

Watching Morrison is like watching Bobby Moore - Not necessarily a tough tackling defender, but his positioning skills are impeccable. Likes to get forward too, but while doing so always remains behind the ball and still never gets caught out of position at the back. His composure and experience for a 21 year old is ridiculous.

Not quite as good as Bobby Moore though...yet.

I too think Morrison's a fine player. Much progress in short space of time from the lower leagues. Very composed & as you also say likely to be in the right place at the right time in the opposing area during set pieces.
Not sure I'd agree his positioning skills are quite as high as you say, just yet.
Incidentally, I'd play him at centre back in place of Brown if we were able to get a decent right back.

 

[FryattFox]

If you gooooooogle 'Chuck Norris', then do a find 'n' replace with 'Bruno Berner' everybody will know what you've done, then Bruno will find you and will make you cry by pushing pineapples up your hole

What about if you google 'Jack Bauer'?

:icon_wink

Although I am still worried now...

 

[Doggie_muz]

If you gooooooogle 'Chuck Norris', then do a find 'n' replace with 'Bruno Berner' everybody will know what you've done, then Bruno will find you and will make you cry by pushing pineapples up your hole

Will the pineapples be flavoured with Raggae Reggae sauce?

 

[LCFCmonkey]

I certainly believe that Kermit could do a job in the Premiership. He can outjump and outmuscle defenders in this league, he could certainly do it against pansies
like Terry and Ferdinand.

 

[Kingy_85]

Bruno Berner's blood is so rich in iron that Marvel tried to Sue him.

 

[FryattFox]

Bruno Berner's blood is so rich in iron that Marvel tried to Sue him.

Who's Sue?

 

[Singth]

Who's Sue?

Pollard

 

[Mattmeister]

Bruno Berner once beat Super Mario Bros. 3 without touching the controller. He just stared at the TV until the game beat itself.

When Bruno Berner was a child, he made his mother finish his vegetables.

If you spell Bruno Berner in a Scrabble game, you win. Forever.

Bruno Berner won the Tour de France on a unicycle to prove to Lance Armstrong it wasn't a big deal. He thinks yellow jackets are lame.

Superman wears Bruno Berner pajamas.

If it tastes like chicken, looks like chicken, and feels like chicken, but Bruno Berner says its beef, then it's effin' beef.
Bruno Berner’s calendar goes from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Bruno Berner.

Bruno Berner once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

What color is Bruno Berner's blood? Trick question. Bruno Berner does not bleed.

Bruno Berner once won a game of Connect 4 in 3 moves.

You can lead a horse to water. Bruno Berner can make him drink.

Simon Says should be renamed to Bruno Berner Says because if Bruno Berner says something then you better effin' do it.

When Google can't find something, it asks Bruno Berner for help.

When Bruno Berner watches a pot, it boils immediately.

Bruno Berner can get McDonald's breakfast after 10:30.

When the boogie man goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Bruno Berner.
It would only take 1 bullet for Bruno Berner to kill 50 Cent.

Bruno Berner once killed a group of Samurai Warriors with only a ball point pen. This lead to the phrase "The pen is mightier than the sword."

People with amnesia still remember Bruno Berner.

Bruno Berner has been to Mars. That’s why there’s no life on Mars.

Superman's only weakness is Kryptonite. Bruno Berner laughs at Superman for having a weakness.

If Jack and MacGyver were locked in a room together, Jack would make a bomb out of MacGyver and get out.

Guns dont kill people, Bruno Berner kills people.

If Bruno Berner was gay, his name would be Chuck Norris.

Bruno Berner rents videos and never rewinds them, ever.

Strippers tip Bruno Berner.

If Rosa Parks was in Bruno Berner's seat, she'd move to the back of the bus.

You walk into a bar and Bruno Berner's your wingman, you're probably gonna get laid.

If you send someone to kill Bruno Berner, the only thing you accomplish is supplying him a fresh set of weapons to kill you with.

Bruno Berner makes onions cry.

If you wake up in the morning, it's because Bruno Berner spared your life.

Bruno Berner once arm wrestled Superman. The stipulations were the loser had to wear his underwear on the outside of his pants.

If you're holding a gun to Bruno Berner's head, don't count to three before you shoot. Count to 10. That way, you get to live 7 seconds longer.

Lets get one thing straight, the only reason you are conscious right now is because Bruno Berner does not feel like carrying you.

Bruno Berner once won a game of rock paper scissors using neither rock, paper nor scissors.

Tom Jones throws his underwear on stage for Bruno Berner.

If Bruno Berner was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Dennis w*s*, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, he'd shoot Dennis w*s* twice.

Bruno Berner was never addicted to heroin. Heroin was addicted to Bruno Berner.

Bruno Berner's favourite colour is violet, but just because it sounds like violent.

Bruno Berner can hit two birds with no stones.

Well I'll applaud this, even if no one else does!

 

[Macky]

Who's Sue?

and why would Marvel be bothered if he has iron rich blood?

 

[Macky]

Will the pineapples be flavoured with Raggae Reggae sauce?

If Bruno is in a good mood, he might use it as a lubricant

 

[Singth]

If Bruno is in a good mood, he might use it as a lubricant

Bruno uses Raggae Raggae sauce as toothpaste

 

[Doggie_muz]

If Bruno is in a good mood, he might use it as a lubricant

Put some music in my food for me, and give me some Reggae Reggae Lube. Hot Reggae Reggae Lube.

It’s so nice I had to name it twice – I called it Reggae Reggae Lube. Reggae Reggae Lube!

Just like my baby it’s the perfect delight. It’s got some peppers ‘n’ and some herbs ‘n’ spice.

Me want some Reggae Reggae Lube. Hot Reggae Reggae Lube.

So nice with your fried chicken. Makes burgers finger lickin’.

And your rice ‘n’ peas ‘n’ fish… Put some Reggae Reggae Lube on your dish!

 

[MHS]

Bruno Berner is the only person in history to work out how to connect an Xbox to a Laptop via a TV, Tommy Wright and Aberdeen.

 

[LCFCmonkey]

Bruno uses Jalapeno Peppers during his sex games.

 

[Lako42]

and why would Marvel be bothered if he has iron rich blood?

Use your imagination.

 

[LCFCmonkey]

#brunobernerfacts is now a hashtag on Twitter, so put any you have there.

Bruno had Wayne Bridge's missus, but Wayne didn't say shit.