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[highland fox]

Face, ass, body, tits, shoes :icon_lol: :icon_lol: :icon_lol:

How about age ?:icon_wink

 

[Boy Genius]

Face, ass, body, tits, shoes :icon_lol: :icon_lol: :icon_lol:

surely the face doesn't matter if you are not going to be seen with her?

 

[Durham Fox]

How about age ?:icon_wink

If she's hitting the Power 5 it's not important :icon_lol:

 

[Boy Genius]

If she's hitting the Power 5 it's not important :icon_lol:

it is if she is dry.....

 

[homer]

In my experience it is far better to make's one's assessment of a woman based on the likelihood (or otherwise) of her giving you a good seeing to

Or failing that a damn good gamming

Or failing that at least a feel of her tits

Or failing that at least not screaming and calling the police

 

[lazzer]

i cant believe you bunch of vulgar animals :icon_roll

surely you would judge a woman


by


personality
humour
and shared interests

 

[Durham Fox]

i cant believe you bunch of vulgar animals :icon_roll

surely you would judge a woman


by


personality
humour
and shared interests

Who you trying to impress?? :icon_lol:

 

[homer]

i cant believe you bunch of vulgar animals :icon_roll

surely you would judge a woman


by


personality
humour
and shared interests

I completely agree my wise old friend

Shared interests being :


Giving you a good seeing to

Or failing that a damn good gamming

Or failing that at least a feel of her tits

Or failing that at least not screaming and calling the police

 

[Boy Genius]

i cant believe you bunch of vulgar animals :icon_roll

surely you would judge a woman


by


personality
humour
and shared interests

a woman with the same interests as a bloke? That is a lesbian

 

[Melton Fox]

a woman with the same interests as a bloke? Thas a lesbian

I guess I must be the luckiest bloke alive then, my bird shares all the same interests as me The Lezza thing's also an interesting theory :icon_lol:

 

[highland fox]

I completely agree my wise old friend

Shared interests being :


Giving you a good seeing to

Or failing that a damn good gamming

Or failing that at least a feel of her tits

Or failing that at least not screaming and calling the police

I was going to say

or failing that if she had a pulse

but I realise that 's not vital for you homer

 

[highland fox]

I guess I must be the luckiest bloke alive then, my bird shares all the same interests as me

But what about your wife ?

 

[Melton Fox]

But what about your wife ?

No, she's totally the opposite :icon_wink :icon_lol:

 

[lazzer]

a woman with the same interests as a bloke? That is a lesbian

no i meant like just say for instance "shopping" women do like that dont they? i know you do BG your always whizzing aroung sainsburys with your trolley

 

[Boy Genius]

no i meant like just say for instance "shopping" women do like that dont they? i know you do BG your always whizzing aroung sainsburys with your trolley

thats because we dont share the same interests. If she was with me I wouldn't get half the stuff I wanted would I? No cider, no brie, no choccy biscuits shaped as animals....etc etc etc

 

[Melton Fox]

thats because we dont share the same interests. If she was with me I wouldn't get half the stuff I wanted would I? No cider, no brie, no choccy biscuits shaped as animals....etc etc etc

Olives

 

[Boy Genius]

Olives

good shout......

 

[lazzer]

explain why if you were with your wife you couldnt buy certain items ?
are you saying she wouldnt let you?

 

[Melton Fox]

explain why if you were with your wife you couldnt buy certain items?

Gentleman's literature

 

[pds]

This thread has turned out to be very funny.

Well done.