annoying adverts

[drummindefender]

used to be the best school in leicester once upon a time

was that because you were there

 

[lazzer]

was that because you were there

:icon_lol: it started to go down hill a bit when i went but i wasnt responsible for that

 

[Yorkshire Vixen]

bloody furniture sales adverts :icon_roll

 

[Dour]

We'll soon be missing the Jamie Oliver Christmas ad. THe one that starts with him saying, "what would make your Christmas better?" or summat.

Which gets the Dour household shouting at the TV variations on:

"Your ****ing death"
"Having your fat Mockney tongue ripped out"
"your wife and kids being murdered"
etc. etc.

 

[highland fox]

Can't stick the Marks & Spencer ones...''This isn't just any Potato,Its Marus Piper,still covered in the soil and worms and we are only charging £4 for a pound of them''

 

[Yorkshire Vixen]

Can't stick the Marks & Spencer ones...''This isn't just any Potato,Its Marus Piper,still covered in the soil and worms and we are only charging £4 for a pound of them''

im sure the voice belongs to dervla kirwan

 

[highland fox]

im sure the voice belongs to dervla kirwan

I sound more like Graham Norton actually.........

 

[Melton Fox]

Food isn't sexy, it never has been and never will be. We eat it because if we don't, we die.

I've never really understood the mentality of going out to a restaurant and dining with a load of tosspots that I wouldn't flinch if they died tomorrow, I'd rather stay in the privacy of my own home and get it over and done with.

How many of us go out for a romantic candlelit shit?, or a nice a la carte breath of fresh air? so why do we for food?. Cramming dead animals and veggies in our mouths that were once covered in shit is hardly romantic nor cause for celebration is it?

 

[highland fox]

Food isn't sexy, it never has been and never will be. We eat it because if we don't, we die.

I've never really understood the mentality of going out to a restaurant and dining with a load of tosspots that I wouldn't flinch if they died tomorrow, I'd rather stay in the privacy of my own home and get it over and done with.

How many of us go out for a romantic candlelit shit?, or a nice a la carte breath of fresh air? so why do we for food?. Cramming dead animals and veggies in our mouths that were once covered in shit is hardly romantic nor cause for celebration is it?

Its alright having something out whilst going to see a band/cinema etc but I can't handle spending all night eating a meal.Those greedy feckers who have about 14 courses and spout bullshit for hours piss me off,too much cultery for me anyway.''You can't use that Spoon''...''I will use any fecking Spoon I like''

 

[Yorkshire Vixen]

Food isn't sexy, it never has been and never will be. We eat it because if we don't, we die.

I've never really understood the mentality of going out to a restaurant and dining with a load of tosspots that I wouldn't flinch if they died tomorrow, I'd rather stay in the privacy of my own home and get it over and done with.

How many of us go out for a romantic candlelit shit?, or a nice a la carte breath of fresh air? so why do we for food?. Cramming dead animals and veggies in our mouths that were once covered in shit is hardly romantic nor cause for celebration is it?

i like going out for a meal otherwise i wouldnt have a meal cooked for me and it always tastes better when you have had a meal cooked for you

 

[highland fox]

Food isn't sexy

Depends what and where you are eating it.Mk finds it very erotic to eat a full Artic Roll off his freind Lionel's butt cheeks apparently....

 

[Boy Genius]

i like going out for a meal otherwise i wouldnt have a meal cooked for me and it always tastes better when you have had a meal cooked for you

No it dont...... I have not come across a restaurant yet who can cook me my perfect steak, they ALWAYS overcook the ****er. I like my steak to be shown the kitchen briefly then served to me, and I dont want fancy crap around it either, just give me a ****ing steak.....how I like it


I dont like the coke advert....

 

[highland fox]

No it dont...... I have not come across a restaurant yet who can cook me my perfect steak, they ALWAYS overcook the ****er. I like my steak to be shown the kitchen briefly then served to me, and I dont want fancy crap around it either, just give me a ****ing steak.....how I like it

Just pull its horns off and wipe its arse eh BG ?

 

[Boy Genius]

Just pull its horns off and wipe its arse eh BG ?

just the way I like my steak, in fact I could be a veggie and still eat meat. All the chef would need to do is cut a piece off its arse and put a plaster over the wound, no animal would have died then.....

 

[Real Sharapova]

Every single advert down my way is for 3 piece suites - as you can guess the production values are absolute shite, some bloke or a bint lounging on said items. I think we know what the feckers are for.

 

[highland fox]

Every single advert down my way is for 3 piece suites - as you can guess the production values are absolute shite, some bloke or a bint lounging on said items. I think we know what the feckers are for.

Invariably Martin Kemp

 

[MKFox]

Sheila's fecking wheels.....

 

[Yorkshire Vixen]

not sure if its a regional thing or not but the new safestyle uk ad with leeds very own ken bates in the ad.....embarrassing to say the least :icon_roll

 

[fcukcov]

not sure if its a regional thing or not but the new safestyle uk ad with leeds very own ken bates in the ad.....embarrassing to say the least :icon_roll

Our one has the big fat bloke from Birmingham that was about 40 stone.

 

[muzzysgal]

not sure if its a regional thing or not but the new safestyle uk ad with leeds very own ken bates in the ad.....embarrassing to say the least :icon_roll

:icon_lol: We saw that one last night! It prompted a suitable outburst from Mr mg :icon_roll