Another Thread About Not Signing Anybody

[Melton Fox]

Oh My F*cking God!!!

We haven't signed anybody for a week despite our Manager being on holiday.

I can't cope, there is only 6 weeks until the season starts and most contracts aren't even expired yet.

Oh my god, Thierry Henry has gone to Barcelona, what am I going to do. Oh f*ck!!!, some piss pot foreigner called saggy something or other has signed for Southampton that I'd never heard of before these rumours started, what the f*ck am I going to do.

F*ck, we need to sign the whole national Brazilian side ASAP to fulfil MM's 3 year plan!!!

Bollox, some over rated little chav that spits a lot might choose Stoke instead of us, f*ck, it's the end of the world as we know it

F*ck, what am I gonna do!!!!

Aaaaaaarrrrrggggggggghhhhhhhhhhh, we going into administration again.

 

[OldGit]

Thank you Melton. There has been a real need for a thread like this where we can all let out our frustrations. Thank god you are public spirited enought to start one while the rest of us just sit paralysed with fear and frustration.

 

[Blaby blue blood]

Oh My F*cking God!!!

We haven't signed anybody for a week despite our Manager being on holiday.

I can't cope, there is only 6 weeks until the season starts and most contracts aren't even expired yet.

Oh my god, Thierry Henry has gone to Barcelona, what am I going to do. Oh f*ck!!!, some piss pot foreigner called saggy something or other has signed for Southampton that I'd never heard of before these rumours started, what the f*ck am I going to do.

F*ck, we need to sign the whole national Brazilian side ASAP to fulfil MM's 3 year plan!!!

Bollox, some over rated little chav that spits a lot might choose Stoke instead of us, f*ck, it's the end of the world as we know it

F*ck, what am I gonna do!!!!

Aaaaaaarrrrrggggggggghhhhhhhhhhh, we going into administration again.

:icon_lol:

 

[Lako42]

Oh My F*cking God!!!

We haven't signed anybody for a week despite our Manager being on holiday.

I can't cope, there is only 6 weeks until the season starts and most contracts aren't even expired yet.

Oh my god, Thierry Henry has gone to Barcelona, what am I going to do. Oh f*ck!!!, some piss pot foreigner called saggy something or other has signed for Southampton that I'd never heard of before these rumours started, what the f*ck am I going to do.

F*ck, we need to sign the whole national Brazilian side ASAP to fulfil MM's 3 year plan!!!

Bollox, some over rated little chav that spits a lot might choose Stoke instead of us, f*ck, it's the end of the world as we know it

F*ck, what am I gonna do!!!!

Aaaaaaarrrrrggggggggghhhhhhhhhhh, we going into administration again.

I feel EXACTLY the same

 

[stevewalshwasgod]

Love it

 

[Joe Harris]

I for one disagree, we are missing out on a lot of big signings.

 

[lazzy]

Yep - patience.........

 

[muzzysgal]

I Love Melts

There's a queue. Nathan's at the front......

 

[Matt_B]

There's a queue. I'm at the front......

 

[muzzysgal]

There's a queue. I'm at the front......

Jealousy is so unattractive in a man.

 

[Han]

There's a queue. Nathan's at the front......

I wish

 

[Hammond Organ]

Agreed Melton. Panic on the streets of London... Panic on the Streets of Leicester.. and I wonder to myself...

 

[Feriol]

Missed out on Cureton!!!!!!

F*ck Milan F*ck Leicester i'v had enough of the lies, i'm going to support Chelsea...........

 

[Lako42]

Missed out on Cureton!!!!!!

F*ck Milan F*ck Leicester i'v had enough of the lies, i'm going to support Chelsea...........

wheres he gone

 

[jonlcfc1]

Having only scanned some of the recent threads, it seems that many people have, for some reason, pinned all our hopes to a very small bunch of players, that we may or may not have been interested in. They seem to forget that there is plenty of time until the season starts and that there are hundreds of available players, many of whom are better than those we have been linked with. Get a grip!

 

[Granite Fox]

Oh My F*cking God!!!

We haven't signed anybody for a week despite our Manager being on holiday.

I can't cope, there is only 6 weeks until the season starts and most contracts aren't even expired yet.

Oh my god, Thierry Henry has gone to Barcelona, what am I going to do. Oh f*ck!!!, some piss pot foreigner called saggy something or other has signed for Southampton that I'd never heard of before these rumours started, what the f*ck am I going to do.

F*ck, we need to sign the whole national Brazilian side ASAP to fulfil MM's 3 year plan!!!

Bollox, some over rated little chav that spits a lot might choose Stoke instead of us, f*ck, it's the end of the world as we know it

F*ck, what am I gonna do!!!!

Aaaaaaarrrrrggggggggghhhhhhhhhhh, we going into administration again.

F*ck Melts - I was feeling Ok 'till I read this. What are we going to do?

Missing out on Henry takes the biscuit (who the f*ck is going to play the post horn gallop now?)

I am going to have a f*cking miserable weekend now, there is no hope for us at all! F*ck, f*ck, f*ck

 

[Feriol]

wheres he gone

Norwich, replacement for Earnshaw who has gone to Derby

 

[Biff]

relax, mungongo on his way :icon_bigg

 

[Orifice]

I have it on good authority (dodgy rumour actually) that we ain't gonna buy anyone else this week.
How come it's all going wrong?????

 

[Melton Fox]

Please don't take this thread off topic. It is intended purely to take the piss out of those that are taking this transfer too seriously and are letting it affect their lives, losing sleep and are on the verge of suicide because MM hasn't signed Beckham, Henry, Longname or Neverheardof.

Any serious posts will be reported and I will make sure your head explodes like that guy from Scanners.