Anti French thread

[MKFox]

Any good insults stick in here.
(sorry steven, but even you can't like the french....:icon_razz )

These words of wisdom come from NRA official/ former axe weilding rocker Mr Ted Nugent....

Ted Nugent was being interviewed by a British journalist.

The journalist asked: "What do you think the last thought is in the mind of a deer before you shoot it ? Is it, `Are you my friend?` or is it `Are you the one who killed my brother?'"

Nugent replied: "Deer aren't capable of that kind of thinking. All they care about is, 'What am I going to eat next, who am I going to screw next, and can I run fast enough to get away. They are very much like the French."

 

[bocadillo]

Any good insults stick in here.
(sorry steven, but even you can't like the french....:icon_razz )

The only awkward French man is the one that has to deal with awkward English people all the time. The rest are OK.

 

[Steven]

Forum Rules

7. Pornographic, racist, homophobic, threatening, harassing or obscene messages, links and/or images are not permitted and will be deleted.

 

[MKFox]

hating the french isn't rascist....it's balanced, reasonable behaviour...

 

[Macky]

can't stand her, Jennifer Saunders is only slightly funnier

 

[Macky]

Forum Rules

are anti-Iraeli threads ok?

 

[Steven]

are anti-Iraeli threads ok?

Yes because we are criticising their actions not the mere fact that they are Israeli.

If someone wants to criticise the French for what they do and not who they are then no breach of Rule 7 comes into play as far as I am concerned. Webbie is the final arbiter in all these matters of course.

 

[MKFox]

Yes because we are criticising their actions not the mere fact that they are Israeli.

If someone wants to criticise the French for what they do and not who they are then no breach of Rule 7 comes into play as far as I am concerned. Webbie is the final arbiter in all these matters of course.

OK, bloody french, all they do is eat, screw and run away from danger...

 

[MKFox]

breach of Rule 7 comes into play

:icon_bigg
You'll be quoting space corps directives next....:icon_wink

 

[lazzer]

:icon_bigg
You'll be quoting space corps directives next....:icon_wink

quite possibly as he is a rimmer

 

[webmaster]

OK, bloody french, all they do is eat, screw and run away from danger...

Sounds like a good life to me, I think I'll move to France.

 

[Darth Vodka]

one of the fittest girls i know is french

therefore i shall abstain

 

[webmaster]

Presumably MK doesn't like them because he's jealous.

 

[lazzer]

im not too keen on parisienes (apart from their walkways ) as they are a bit ignorant and abrupt, but people from normandy especially bayuex are great people and if you visit and they find out you are english they cant welcome you enough

 

[Steven]

quite possibly as he is a rimmer

What is a "rimmer"? There was one in Red Dwarf but he is more charismatic than me.

 

[lazzer]

well if you type rimmer into google images they dont all show the guy out of red dwarf :icon_lol:

 

[Brauny Blue]

Good old Jimmy:icon_razz

 

[drummindefender]

bloody frogs

 

[MKFox]

Presumably MK doesn't like them because he's jealous.

What? jealous of being smelly and having hairy women?

 

[Brauny Blue]

What? jealous of being smelly and having hairy women?

Granny Smiths then MK