BA plane crash lands at Heathrow

[lazzer]

I left my landing light on last night woke up this morning feckin planes everywhere.

 

[Biff]

Air Lingus pilots........

'Jesus that runways short'

'yes, but look how wide it is'

 

[Steven]

Shoot an Innocent Brazillian for it

In the current climate an innocent Russian.

 

[consty]

from Reuters news agency:
'Government claims that obesity is a health hazard have been underlined by the Health Minister claiming too many fat chavs were on the plane causing it to tilt and crash land. Over-eating, added the minister, will be banned in a new government bill and all fatties will have to pay a £1,000 a year health 'poll tax'. He added in a suprise announcement that persistent offenders will be exterminated by goverment appointed daleks after the next election'.
- end -

 

[Lako42]

Shit im going on a 777 soon.

 

[Nottingham Fox]

Shit im going on a 777 soon.

You'l be fine as long as the runway starts 200 yards before it should normally do

 

[highland fox]

Air Lingus pilots........

'Jesus that runways short'

'yes, but look how wide it is'

The only aeroplanes with outside toilets

 

[MKFox]

hostess - "would sir like some TWA Coffee?"

......

 

[Leesoh]

Mr H was caught up in the chaos at Heathrow. Sounded like a shambles.


Apologies for the more serious post, and the lack of 'joke'.

 

[muzzysgal]

when is melton due back..

He was back in the UK early Tuesday morning.

 

[Hammond Organ]

Is Rivaldo with him?

 

[OldGit]

Is Rivaldo with him?

So that's her name.

 

[Biff]

Is a plane leaving for Beijing your ultimate 'Chinese Takeaway'

 

[consty]

Is a plane leaving for Beijing your ultimate 'Chinese Takeaway'

when one crashes its the ultimate stir fry

 

[Biff]

when one crashes its the ultimate stir fry

When one crashes, an hour later your ready for another to crash.

 

[SJN-Fox]

thought he was working abroad over the weekend???

I thought he said he was working a broad over at the weekend