BB's confession booth

[DesertFox]

I just smoked a spliff.

I'd also like to confess to the one I'll be sparking up in a few minutes as well.

 

[stevewalshwasgod]

I used to get drunk when I was younger...

 

[Melton Fox]

I used to get drunk when I was younger...

You're a ****er really swwg aren't you.

 

[stevewalshwasgod]

You're a ****er really swwg aren't you.

yep saw the light now, dont like all the headches and the room spinning :icon_lol:

 

[MHS]

I severely injured a pigeon in town when I was about 10 by kicking the ****er near Leicester Market.

 

[Melton Fox]

I severely injured a pigeon in town when I was about 10 by kicking the ****er near Leicester Market.

I once through a snowball at a bird in a tree and it knocked the bloody thing right off. I was with a bird at the time and she was a veggie, she went ****ing mad at me and didn't speak to me for days :icon_lol:

 

[Han]

I severely injured a pigeon in town when I was about 10 by kicking the ****er near Leicester Market.

Aleast you are showing some remorse now :icon_lol:

I once through a snowball at a bird in a tree and it knocked the bloody thing right off. I was with a bird at the time and she was a veggie, she went ****ing mad at me and didn't speak to me for days :icon_lol:

That cracked me up. The bird probably didn't realise what was happening until it was on the floor.

 

[Melton Fox]

That cracked me up. The bird probably didn't realise what was happening until it was on the floor.

It didn't, it was ****ing hilarious. It didn't even flap it's wings. It just plopped down to the floor and then panicked and flew away. :icon_lol:

 

[Macky]

It didn't, it was ****ing hilarious. It didn't even flap it's wings. It just plopped down to the floor and then panicked and flew away. :icon_lol:

The bird in the tree or the vegetarian?

 

[Melton Fox]

The bird in the tree or the vegetarian?

The one in the tree, the veggie ****ed off much quicker than the one in the tree

 

[Lako42]

I once hit a girl in the head with a pieve of wood that happened to have a rusty nail sticking out of it, it got a bit stuck, then her head started bleeding, still got the scar i think. forehead just to be clear, aged about 10


Another time when i was about 8 our next door neighbour was round with her daughter who was 7, the fair was in the village and we were planning on going that evening. Anyway the girl borrowed my binocs to look at the fair as we live of a hill, i got pissed off waiting and smashed the OO part of the binocs with the palm of my hand, the result was that the end she was looking into hit her with such force that it cut her and she had blood glasses. God i got a right a ****ing shoeing of my mum for that and never got to the fair.

 

[Matt_B]

We went to a local spot (Groby pool for those who know it) and we were being idiots and driving round the carpark with each other on our roof or bonnet, teen wolf style.

I had my ex on my boot and took a corner slightly fast, send her spinning across the car park on her head, lot's of blood, stiches and winging later she was fine!

 

[Lako42]

We went to a local spot (Groby pool for those who know it) and we were being idiots and driving round the carpark with each other on our roof or bonnet, teen wolf style.

I had my ex on my boot and took a corner slightly fast, send her spinning across the car park on her head, lot's of blood, stiches and winging later she was fine!

car surfing, bit of an epidemic i here

 

[Melton Fox]

Another time when i was about 8 our next door neighbour was round with her daughter who was 7, the fair was in the village and we were planning on going that evening. Anyway the girl borrowed my binocs to look at the fair as we live of a hill, i got pissed off waiting and smashed the OO part of the binocs with the palm of my hand, the result was that the end she was looking into hit her with such force that it cut her and she had blood glasses. God i got a right a ****ing shoeing of my mum for that and never got to the fair.

Brilliant , I wish you'd have knocked her out :icon_lol:

 

[Lako42]

Brilliant , I wish you'd have knocked her out :icon_lol:

So do i for the amount of shit i got for it. was funny though, a perfect red ring round each eye :icon_razz

 

[Han]

I don't know why but i can't stop chuckling whenever i think about the bird :icon_lol:

 

[Han]

We went to a local spot (Groby pool for those who know it) and we were being idiots and driving round the carpark with each other on our roof or bonnet, teen wolf style.

I had my ex on my boot and took a corner slightly fast, send her spinning across the car park on her head, lot's of blood, stiches and winging later she was fine!

It was her own fault if you think about it. If you're stupid enough to stand on a moving car, you deserve to get hurt. As for the driver......

 

[lazzer]

At 15 i shot a girl guide point blank with an air pistol as she had laughed at my stripey jeans and called them pyjamas.....bitch

 

[Melton Fox]

At 15 i shot a girl guide point blank with an air pistol as she had laughed at my stripey jeans and called them pyjamas.....bitch

Did you butt end her after just to make sure she was dead

 

[lazzer]

No i ran like feck her dad was a copper i have since apologised she is now top brass in the RAF :icon_lol: