BB's confession booth

[Yorkshire Vixen]

No i ran like feck her dad was a copper i have since apologised she is now top brass in the RAF :icon_lol:

you obviously made her the woman she is today :icon_bigg

 

[Biff]

i was on holiday in great yarmouth and was walking home in the earlly hours after i had shagged a local lass. i was about 5 miles from the camp site and there was no busses or taxis about.a car stopped to ask me for directions. in the car was 2 french lads. the place they were looking for was the opposite way to which i was going but i told them it was near my caravan.they dropped me off and i sent them down the road.did i feel guilty, did i f**k.i got me head down and its never bothered me since :icon_wink

 

[homer]

No i ran like feck her dad was a copper i have since apologised she is now a top class brass

You obviously made her the woman she is today......

 

[Lako42]

i was on holiday in great yarmouth and was walking home in the earlly hours after i had shagged a local lass. i was about 5 miles from the camp site and there was no busses or taxis about.a car stopped to ask me for directions. in the car was 2 french lads. the place they were looking for was the opposite way to which i was going but i told them it was near my caravan.they dropped me off and i sent them down the road.did i feel guilty, did i f**k.i got me head down and its never bothered me since :icon_wink

Brilliant, wonder if they ever found their destination?

 

[Don't trust Milan]

We went to a local spot (Groby pool for those who know it) and we were being idiots and driving round the carpark with each other on our roof or bonnet, teen wolf style.

I had my ex on my boot and took a corner slightly fast, send her spinning across the car park on her head, lot's of blood, stiches and winging later she was fine!

If you wanted to chuck her, wasier to do it by text nowadays, and safer!

 

[Biff]

Brilliant, wonder if they ever found their destination?

probablly hours later. the shamefull thing was lako that they were so pleased with me for going out my way to help them :icon_bigg

 

[Macky]

I once smashed my little sister around the head with a truck that I'd built out of Meccano, knocked her out cold.

That'll teach her for taking the piss because I was 30, the bitch.

 

[Lako42]

I once smashed my little sister around the head with a truck that I'd built out of Meccano, knocked her out cold.

That'll teach her for taking the piss because I was 30, the bitch.

thanks for that, ive just spat orange all over my laptop you bastard

 

[stevewalshwasgod]

thanks for that, ive just spat orange all over my laptop you bastard

:icon_lol: that made me laugh more than Mack's post:icon_lol:

 

[Lako42]

:icon_lol: that made me laugh more than Mack's post:icon_lol:

glad my missfortune keeps you happy.

 

[stevewalshwasgod]

glad my missfortune keeps you happy.

I was going to say send me the bill, but im not that rich, hope it diodnt do any damage