Caption round ......

[foxin_oz]

MM: "I'm sure that bloody sunscreen Rednapp lent me is useless. My face feels all red and blotchy. I really wish I could get rid of that Canadian ponce but the mongies would revolt".

 

[DesertFox]

"So what are you saying Gerry - that technically I OWN the Foxy Ladies?"

 

[foxin_oz]

Blue Mongie in woollen beanie in foreground ... "Huuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeee .... " :icon_bigg

 

[foxin_oz]

Gerry: "So let me get this straight Milan ... you're saying Oliver Cromwell was responsible for the potato famine?" :icon_wink

 

[PFKAKTF FOX]

" Hope your paying attention, Taggart, one more result like that and the carrott cruncher will be fecking history, and then my son it it will be all yours "

*Both burst into fits of evil laughter*

 

[Dunc]

"Ooooooh good job i've actually paid bugger all yet, and borrowed anything i've spent on players/managers/wages against the club raising its overall debts"

He's not even bought the shares yet, well paid for them anyway!

 

[jonahal32]

so gerry, zis wooman who sit behind me?she already touch mys ass do you think she want the jig jig with me??

 

[foxin_oz]

so gerry, zis wooman who sit behind me?she already touch mys ass do you think she want the jig jig with me??

So Milan is part German and part Chinese now? Funny I could've sworn someone told me he was Serbian? :icon_conf

 

[newtonfox]

So Milan is part German and part Chinese now? Funny I could've sworn someone told me he was Serbian? :icon_conf

A Chinese Serbian German maybe :icon_lol::icon_lol:

 

[consty]

MM to Taggart:
"I know I don't look well Gerry... I've got to do something about my constipation problem..."

 

[Willlow]

MM thinking to himself: Is that the steward reponse team walking around the edge of the pitch or the fraud squad?'

 

[Macky]

Gerry: "So let me get this straight Milan ... you're saying Oliver Cromwell was responsible for the potato famine?" :icon_wink

Are you trying to suggest that Milan is very, very shit at history or do you think that Oliver Cromwell lived to be over 250 years old? :icon_conf

 

[Hammond Organ]

MM to Gerry - 'who invited the little fella from Benny Hill into the director's box?'

 

[From Gradel to Grave]

Gerry froze as for the first time he realised that Milan was clearly - (how could he not have seen it before!?) - a two headed monster.

 

[Disco Bob]

Oliver Cromwell lived to be over 250 years old

Sounds like he could do a job for us up front in the style of Sherringham.

 

[foxin_oz]

Are you trying to suggest that Milan is very, very shit at history or do you think that Oliver Cromwell lived to be over 250 years old? :icon_conf

I thought the aim of this thread was to elicit a laugh, not educate people. It just seemed like a funny thing to have Milan saying at the time. In hindsight perhaps I should've been historically correct.

 

[Macky]

I thought the aim of this thread was to elicit a laugh, not educate people. It just seemed like a funny thing to have Milan saying at the time. In hindsight perhaps I should've been historically correct.

At a guess I'd say you must've imbibed a little too much then.




We tend not to call it 'the potato famine' as well btw. :icon_roll

 

[fitz]

We tend not to call it 'the potato famine' as well btw. :icon_roll

getting ****ed over i believe it is referred to

 

[Macky]

getting ****ed over i believe it is referred to

Well that's certainly more apt.

['spose I'll do the obvious joke] Well you will pay the price for being a fussy eater.

 

[Melton Fox]

Taggs- "Milan, please tell me that twat isn't thinking about picking Alan "fcuking" Maybury on Tuesday night against Burnley"