Celebrity wife swap

[spionfox]

Neil Ruddocks girlfriend - you would, wouldn't you.
Pete Burns - er, no way.

 

[Boy Genius]

Neil Ruddocks girlfriend - you would, wouldn't you.
Pete Burns - I would do him as well I'm up for anything

FFS this place gets worse

 

[Macky]

Neil Ruddocks girlfriend - you would, wouldn't you.
Pete Burns - er, no way.

That reminded me of Matt King's character on Dogface. :icon_lol:

"...imagine having to give that Pete Burns a good shafting up the poop tube, eeww, no way, that'd be disgusting. Imagine if you had to though, if someone had a knife to your throat and you had to slide your pork sword into his chocolate starfish and plunge it in right up to your nuts. Aaaaww, eeeeer, how disgusting!"

 

[Siouxsie]

That reminded me of Matt King's character on Dogface. :icon_lol:

"...imagine having to give that Pete Burns a good shafting up the poop tube, eeww, no way, that'd be disgusting. Imagine if you had to though, if someone had a knife to your throat and you had to slide your pork sword into his chocolate starfish and plunge it in right up to your nuts. Aaaaww, eeeeer, how disgusting!"

erm, thanks for that

 

[Macky]

erm, thanks for that

Yeah, I know, it's disgusting ain't it, eeeewwww................but imagine if you really had to though, you've got no choice, you've got to grease yourself up & squeeze yourself into his flapping sphincter, oh my God, eeeeerrrr, that'd be awful.

 

[MKFox]

Yeah, I know, it's disgusting ain't it, eeeewwww................but imagine if you really had to though, you've got no choice, you've got to grease yourself up & squeeze yourself into his flapping sphincter, oh my God, eeeeerrrr, that'd be awful.

methinks he doth protest too much....

 

[Macky]

methinks he doth protest too much....

Well obviously I'm not that way am I? What? Eeeeew no way!

I'm just saying, if you really, really had to, if your life depended on it and you had to bang the hole off him until he was just a quivering mass of flesh........that would be like the most disgusting thing ever

 

[Siouxsie]

Well obviously I'm not that way am I? What? Eeeeew no way!

I'm just saying, if you really, really had to, if your life depended on it and you had to bang the hole off him until he was just a quivering mass of flesh........that would be like the most disgusting thing ever

luckily, since I don't possess the requisite equipment, I'll never be in that position.

 

[Macky]

luckily, since I don't possess the requisite equipment, I'll never be in that position.

Well obviously, yeah, but I'm just sayin like, if you did.......etc, etc....

 

[spionfox]

Well obviously I'm not that way am I? What? Eeeeew no way!

The one who denied it supplied it.
The one who smelt it dealt it.



Yeah I know, but it's late and so what.....

 

[From Gradel to Grave]

That reminded me of Matt King's character on Dogface. :icon_lol:

"...imagine having to give that Pete Burns a good shafting up the poop tube, eeww, no way, that'd be disgusting. Imagine if you had to though, if someone had a knife to your throat and you had to slide your pork sword into his chocolate starfish and plunge it in right up to your nuts. Aaaaww, eeeeer, how disgusting!"

 

[spionfox]

"...imagine having to give that Pete Burns a good shafting up the poop tube, eeww, no way, that'd be disgusting. Imagine if you had to though, if someone had a knife to your throat and you had to slide your pork sword into his chocolate starfish and plunge it in right up to your nuts. Aaaaww, eeeeer, how disgusting!"

Can we just clarify. Would that be a real knife or a plastic pretend one?

Our answer to your conundrum may just depend on what you say next

 

[Macky]

Can we just clarify. Would that be a real knife or a plastic pretend one?

Our answer to your conundrum may just depend on what you say next

It's a big machete & you're going to have your head chopped off unless you part his arse cheeks & ease yourself in, bollock deep. Eeeeew, how disgusting

 

[spionfox]

It's a big machete & you're going to have your head chopped off unless you part his arse cheeks & ease yourself in, bollock deep. Eeeeew, how disgusting

Can I phone a friend?

 

[MKFox]

It's a tiny little knife they give babies so they can't hurt themselves

figures, bender.....

 

[MKFox]

Neil Ruddocks girlfriend - you would, wouldn't you.

Pics?
:icon_wink

 

[Macky]

Pics?
:icon_wink

Trying to find some topless ones of her

 

[MKFox]

trollop. I defo would. what's her name?

 

[Macky]

trollop. I defo would. what's her name?

Leah Newman, ex-page 3 bint

Christ knows how Razor managed to end up banging her, the lucky bastard.

 

[MKFox]

looks like she's had them done since these were taken