Champions League

[Joe_Fox]

It's about time for a "Let's all laugh at Man City" thread, isn't it?

Manchester City have won just one of their last 10 games in all competitions, with the defeat by Juve their seventh loss during that run.

 

[M17TT C]

PSG for them next in the CL too and whoever loses that faces the real prospect of not even making the play-off round!

Man Utd for them at the weekend as well so it could easily go to 1 win in 11.

If it was any other team, there would be major calls for the manager to go but it's strangle silent - hopefully they keep the shit **** until the 29th at least!..

 

[give_us_a_wave]

PSG for them next in the CL too and whoever loses that faces the real prospect of not even making the play-off round!

Man Utd for them at the weekend as well so it could easily go to 1 win in 11.

If it was any other team, there would be major calls for the manager to go but it's strangle silent - hopefully they keep the shit **** until the 29th at least!..

Well you can't really sack the man who invented football can you? What you do is give him a massive new contract & another billion pounds to work his mysterious magic.

& besides, failing to win the CL is a Man City motif by now. Along with finding almost every possible way to do so. Including losing a semi-final to Spurs. Something no other team on the planet had managed to find a way to do since god was in junior school.

Godlike genius.

 

[homer]

It’s the Europa League not Champions league

But….Spurs….

 

[give_us_a_wave]

It’s the Europa League not Champions league

But….Spurs….

From buggering Man City on their own ground to struggling against Co-op Reserves in a month. Pure Tottenham.

 

[LoopisDeLupis]

Celtic would definitely win the prem if they were in it. No doubt.

 

[popillius]

Celtic would definitely win the prem if they were in it. No doubt.

I don't know what to do.

Is this real or am I really not getting the sarcasm?

 

[Feidlimid]

I must admit, I thought it sarcasm albeit disguised and dry.

 

[Joe_Fox]

Do Celtic have something over Chris Sutton? His tongue is so far up their arse is coming out their mouth. Gross.

 

[LoopisDeLupis]

I don't know what to do.

Is this real or am I really not getting the sarcasm?

2-0 down within 5 minutes? Sarcasm

 

[popillius]

2-0 down within 5 minutes? Sarcasm

I didn't read it until they had brought it back to two all.

 

[LoopisDeLupis]

I didn't read it until they had brought it back to two all.

Then all makes perfect sense!

 

[give_us_a_wave]

Amazon must be ****ing desperate. The astute & insightful analysis of Wayne Rooney.

**** off. Leave the poor **** alone. Stop asking him questions that require base level humanoid intelligence & let him get back to his half time banana.

 

[Joe_Fox]

Aww poor darlings!

Champions League LIVE: Man City vs Real Madrid, Brest vs PSG, Juventus vs PSV & Sporting CP vs Dortmund - scores & updates

Follow 5 Live commentary and live text updates from the first leg of the knockout round play-offs of the Champions League, starting with Brest taking on PSG before Manchester City welcome Real Madrid to the Etihad Stadium.

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[LoopisDeLupis]

Aww poor darlings!

Champions League LIVE: Man City vs Real Madrid, Brest vs PSG, Juventus vs PSV & Sporting CP vs Dortmund - scores & updates

Follow 5 Live commentary and live text updates from the first leg of the knockout round play-offs of the Champions League, starting with Brest taking on PSG before Manchester City welcome Real Madrid to the Etihad Stadium.

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Lol.

 

[give_us_a_wave]

Man City are the new Spurs

( Along with Spurs, who are also the new Spurs )