City vs Real Madrid - Pre match pub

[Leesoh]

I can think of several people who at the very least wouldn't mind.

Have any of them seen a psychiatrist?

So that's you out of the protest then?

I was never in it.

I am sure this does not apply to you Lee but I have reached the age when a pint of beer before the match would involve using the toilets at half time which I want to avoid.
Instead I will go to a certain tea rooms. I will sit in the garden with a pot of Earl Grey tea and a baguette -cheese salad or ( if it is cold) bacon with Lincolnshire sausage. All this while watching the horses and trying to remember what it is that a goalkeeper does, what colour shirts Leicester wear and what on earth are the names of all these new chaps we have signed.

Ha ha, bless ya cottons

 

[Motown Fox]

I am sure this does not apply to you Lee but I have reached the age when a pint of beer before the match would involve using the toilets at half time which I want to avoid.
Instead I will go to a certain tea rooms. I will sit in the garden with a pot of Earl Grey tea and a baguette -cheese salad or ( if it is cold) bacon with Lincolnshire sausage. All this while watching the horses and trying to remember what it is that a goalkeeper does, what colour shirts Leicester wear and what on earth are the names of all these new chaps we have signed.

What horses would these be then? Or is this a countryside tea room

 

[Jeff]

What horses would these be then? Or is this a countryside tea room

 

[Mawsley]

I am sure this does not apply to you Lee but I have reached the age when a pint of beer before the match would involve using the toilets at half time which I want to avoid.
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Colostomy? That would sort it.

Otherwise you could always use a sneaky carrier bag.

 

[Motown Fox]

I well remember Pen 3 in the old days when you looked down to see the trickle of an obvious liquid running down the steps.

 

[David Gwilliam]

The tea rooms video is very good but I should point out that the information about opening times is out of date as the tea rooms no longer open on a Wednesday.