Clem

[Disco Bob]

Is this right? Surely this would make playing football nigh on impossible? Does he think it is the 6th century and the French are about to invade?

I fart in his general direction...

I'd imagine the comment was made without reference to Leicestershire Constabulary (who, if they could stop speeding around the county recklessly, would probably put the kabosh on the whole damn stupid idea).

 

[Cambridge_fox]

I have to say that reading comments on this forum is never dull. For what it's worth though, having watched Clem against the Saints on Sat, I thought he was poor. Maybe even Newton played better than him. And that's saying something. I also agree that he should shut the f*ck up and concentrate on his passing.

 

[DesertFox]

I fart in his general direction...

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

 

[Hammond Organ]

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

If he had come out with something like this, his comments would have been accepted more readily.

And he could also have asked for a shrubbery in his fortress

 

[DesertFox]

Ni!

 

[Melton Fox]

Ni!

It's only a scratch!!!, it's just a flesh wound!!, I've had worse!!, come here, I'll bite your legs off