Club statement

[pork pie fox]

If Lee Marshall tries to call me, I'll be punching him through my phone.

 

[camberwell fox]

There must be an error, Peter ****ing Beardsley called me.

Couldn't understand a ****ing word.

 

[Brown Nose]

There must be an error, Peter ****ing Beardsley called me.

Couldn't understand a ****ing word.

You should have asked to speak to his Mrs. She'd have loved a chat with you.

 

[bocadillo]

Just got an automated phone call from Jamie Vardy

I just had a call from Fuchs.

I got one from ****ing Tommy English

...mine was Lee Philpot

Lee Marshall

Peter ****ing Beardsley called me.

No ****er cares about me.

 

[bocadillo]

There must be an error, Peter ****ing Beardsley called me.

Couldn't understand a ****ing word.

They got your contact details mixed up with fitz's.

 

[Robin127]

I'm waiting for someone to get one from Junior Lewis.

 

[Blaarev]

As long as I don’t get one from my avatar, I’m happy.

 

[camberwell fox]

No ****er cares about me.

Put your number on here

xxxxx xxx xxx

Homer will ring you.

 

[popillius]

Put your number on here

xxxxx xxx xxx

Homer will ring you.

Or you can ring him. You can find his number on the back of a cubicle door in several of the City’s public toilets. It’s usually labelled ‘Cock fun’.

 

[alex]

Rooster called. I told him Homer was looking for cock.