Cows, backsides and banjos

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Re: Cows backsides and banjos

lazzer said:
get the shonki brothers to gazump

Get someone stupid and fast, not Elvis, Forest Gump.

Get a flat ball and give it a pump.

Take Le Saux for a steak, I heard he likes rump.

Or take my missus shes a bit of a frump.
 
bring back izzet - he's a turk.
 
Cate Fox said:
but if it did we go bezerK (sp) ....

Rooney looked like Shrek.
 
Britbulldog said:
And in his spare time could partake in amateur porn and call himself Dirk!

Joe used to do that but now he can't get the work
 
Britbulldog said:
And that is 100 ladies and gentlemen, i thankyou!
Have now been promoted from Junior to Member oh my mother will be so proud!
:113:

Only took you since April Bulldog ! You really are going to have to get rid of that 'Life' :icon_wink
 
highland fox said:
Only took you since April Bulldog ! You really are going to have to get rid of that 'Life' :icon_wink

Quality not quantity my friend, aint that right ladies!
:055:
I do try my best HF but have strict internet blocks at work that I continue to break down!
 
Britbulldog said:
Quality not quantity my friend, aint that right ladies!
:055:
I do try my best HF but have strict internet blocks at work that I continue to break down!

Well pack the Job in....some people have no dedication!
 
lazzer said:
smooth /slimy - potatoe/ potartoe

HAHA!! Lazzer you clown/genius - tomaytoe/tomarto
 
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