CRICKY THE CRICKET

[Joe_Fox]

Are you a male or female cricket, you naughty little minx

I'm whatever you want me to be homer you stud muffin.

 

[homer]

Rub your legs together, and lets make music

 

[highland fox]

Batting Cricky,Are you comfortable with one of full length in between two Bouncers?

 

[MKFox]

cricky, do you prefer to spank the bowler all over the park, or leave it to the keeper to stop it leaking through?

 

[Joe_Fox]

cricky, do you prefer to spank the bowler all over the park, or leave it to the keeper to stop it leaking through?

I prefer to hit the balls straight down the throat of the bowler, so yes, spanking is better I suppose.

 

[Joe_Fox]

Rub your legs together, and lets make music

I have had a busy night homer, many noises to make.

 

[Joe_Fox]

Batting Cricky,Are you comfortable with one of full length in between two Bouncers?

As long as I get a nice leaf to sleep on I'm pretty much comfortable with that. We call hoppers bouncers sometimes, I presume this is what you mean Mr Highland.

 

[highland fox]

Cricky you are the umpire you decide...Its a hot day out there the batsman wants to remove his headgear and pass it to you.But there as already been some dangerous deliveries.So he's got no protection,theres a couple of balls swinging do you take hold of his helmet?

 

[Joe_Fox]

Cricky you are the umpire you decide...Its a hot day out there the batsman wants to remove his headgear and pass it to you.But there as already been some dangerous deliveries.So he's got no protection,theres a couple of balls swinging do you take hold of his helmet?

Another good question Mr Highland. To be honest, the weight of the new generation head gear is still to heavy for me to hold so there would be no point in passing it to me. I would advise him to grin and bear the heat and think of a cool place and a cool drink to take his mind of the intolerable heat.

 

[Joe_Fox]

(lonely I am)

 

[MKFox]

(hungry I am)

 

[Durham Fox]

 

[Joe_Fox]

Ah, Toadie, (or is it froggy), how are you? I hope you enjoyed your hoppers.

 

[highland fox]

Someone tell me this isn't happening................

 

[LS6_Fox]

Joe have you been licking frogs again?

:?

 

[Joe_Fox]

Joe have you been licking frogs again?

:?

Nope, I only lick Toads.

 

[Scarby]

Cricky do you like this picture

 

[Joe_Fox]

Yes, it's lovely.

 

[Scarby]

Yes, it's lovely.

i thought you would pasta and fried cricket. Lovely

 

[Joe_Fox]

Yes, it's lovely.

i thought you would pasta and fried cricket. Lovely

I don't think that would pasta any meal really.