Danny N'Guessan

[alex]

Homer is often found in the library.

 

[Singth]

sorry, my mistake it was the old rope in the bedroom. Or am getting confused with the bloke who played Kung Fu, David Carradine. Now he looked suspiciously liked Collina. Jeff?

He got battered in the bedroom with the lead piping

 

[Lako42]

He got battered in the bedroom with the lead piping

Mk must have nipped round.

 

[jas123]

i only work wiv 2 lpool fans, 1 newcastle 1 watford, how wud they know bout nguessan? maybe they did i dunno, im always logged on in work too, ill ask them today, i cant see it being them tho?

 

[Macky]

wibble


...sorry, wibul

 

[tedfoxxx]

wobul

 

[Hector]

Homer is often found in the library.

Yes, ours has three different editions of the Iliad.

 

[alex]

Yes, ours has three different editions of the Iliad.

Priam, King of Troy, begging for Hector's body:
"'Honor the gods, Achilles; pity him.
Think of your father; I'm more pitiful;
I've suffered what no other mortal has,
I've kissed the hand of one who killed my children.'
He spoke, and stirred Achilles' grief to tears;
He gently pushed the old man's hand away.
They both remembered; Priam wept for Hector,
Sitting crouched before Achilles' feet.
Achilles mourned his father, then again
Patroculs, and their mourning stirred the house." Lines 503-513

 

[Polar Bear]

How did you manage to get a spelling mistake into what I presume is a copy and paste quote?

 

[jas123]

It Was Me Hahahahahahaha, Gulp, Double Gulp!

 

[Harbro-Fox]

It Was Me Hahahahahahaha, Gulp, Double Gulp!

I don't think anyone found it that funny to be honest.

 

[Han]

I have a feeling someone at jas123's work has realised that he spends far too much time on here and decided to pull a prank. I'm guessing that last post was not from him.

 

[jas123]

But He Will Sign Watch This Space

 

[Cate Fox]

But He Will Sign Watch This Space

why does every word start with a capital letter ??????

 

[Jeff]

why does every word start with a capital letter ??????

He probably typed it in all capitals. When a post is in all capitals the forum software automatically changes it to capitalise the first letter of each word.
It would be more sensible if it capitalised the first letter of each sentence instead.

 

[Cate Fox]

He probably typed it in all capitals. When a post is in all capitals the forum software automatically changes it to capitalise the first letter of each word.
It would be more sensible if it capitalised the first letter of each sentence instead.

Suppose I just find it irritating as I spend my day typing tripe for my "boss" so I notice these things... :icon_conf

 

[Dour]

Suppose I just find it irritating as I spend my day typing tripe for my "boss" so I notice these things... :icon_conf

Why don't you just type it once and then use cut and paste?

 

[4-4-2]

He's agreed terms with City:

http://www.thebluearmy.co.uk/news/v...N-Guessan/article-1073570-detail/article.html

 

[Babylon]

He's agreed terms with City:

http://www.thebluearmy.co.uk/news/v...N-Guessan/article-1073570-detail/article.html

Whilst it may be true, you should probably take note that there are no quote marks around his supposed comments.

The mercury of late is using internet message boards for information. So take it with a pinch of salt.

 

[Uncle Connolly]

The mercury of late is using internet message boards for information. So take it with a pinch of salt.

Isn't that wholly unprofessional of a city newspaper to do that?