FantasyFox
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Only the inner circle understand the Joey.
We don't have to explain ourselves to you cretins. If you want in to the inner circle send me pictures of youself giving your dog 'a special treat'.
Don't be ashamed. We've all done it after a few pints. Starts with a rough scratch of the ears, a squeeze of the neck. He starts panting. Scratch my belly, Daddy, his eyes are saying.
Next thing you know, you feel guilty. Don't feel guilty, it's no worse than milking a cow. Just remember, dogs lick their own shitters. If you need a kiss when you've been drinking, find a cow.
We don't have to explain ourselves to you cretins. If you want in to the inner circle send me pictures of youself giving your dog 'a special treat'.
Don't be ashamed. We've all done it after a few pints. Starts with a rough scratch of the ears, a squeeze of the neck. He starts panting. Scratch my belly, Daddy, his eyes are saying.
Next thing you know, you feel guilty. Don't feel guilty, it's no worse than milking a cow. Just remember, dogs lick their own shitters. If you need a kiss when you've been drinking, find a cow.