Deathlist 2010/11 banter

[Macky]

That wouldn't surprise me.....the country I have visited the most in the past twelve months is Wales and I am due two visits soon too. :icon_eek:

Many Bluebirds in Tenby?

It would explain that bizarre language you post in sometimes too :icon_wink

 

[RHYDAL]

Many Bluebirds in Tenby?

At the weekends, it's full of Jack daytrippers and is rather chavy. During the week, it's a lovely place. Go there every year. Prefer it to anywhere in Cornwall/Devon not just cos it's easier to get to, but because it aint full of ignorant cockneys.
Know the place intimately if you need any advice.

 

[Hazzman]

It would explain that bizarre language you post in sometimes too :icon_wink

Logic thinking there Macky. I daren't check my ancestory now. I am probably from some village in the valleys.

At the weekends, it's full of Jack daytrippers and is rather chavy. During the week, it's a lovely place. Go there every year. Prefer it to anywhere in Cornwall/Devon not just cos it's easier to get to, but because it aint full of ignorant cockneys.
Know the place intimately if you need any advice.

Cheers Rhydal. We are actually staying in Saundersfoot, the village before Tenby and we are there for a week. The Jack folk encountered at Liberty weren't bad but it would not surprise me.

 

[SJN-Fox]

Egon Ronay has had his chips.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/10301459.stm

 

[Boy Genius]

Egon Ronay has had his chips.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/10301459.stm

He died of food poisoning.............

 

[fcukcov]

http://www.nme.com/news/various-artists/51504

"Big Bad" Jimmy Dean croaks it.

 

[lazzer]

Egon Ronay has had his chips.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/10301459.stm

Looks like Egons toast

 

[RHYDAL]

Looks like Egons toast

Brown bread.

P.S. Philosophical question, how do you know when toast made with brown bread is done?

 

[Macky]

how do you know when toast made with brown bread is done?

Easy, when it pops up out of the toaster

 

[RHYDAL]

Easy, when it pops up out of the toaster

You are assuming the setting on the toaster is correct. Schoolboy error.

 

[Macky]

You are assuming the setting on the toaster is correct. Schoolboy error.

Machines are never wrong

 

[FryattFox]

Brown bread.

P.S. Philosophical question, how do you know when toast made with brown bread is done?

30 seconds before it's black toast?

 

[RHYDAL]

Machines are never wrong

The fecking lottery machine is never right for me.

 

[RHYDAL]

30 seconds before it's black toast?

A philisophical answer. Useless all the same.:icon_wink

 

[MKFox]

You're assuming it needs to brown at all to become toast, which it doesn't

 

[RHYDAL]

You're assuming it needs to brown at all to become toast, which it doesn't

Most definitions of toast (apart from toasting feet, or raising a drink) suggest that toasting is the process of heating and browning. So I believe my assumption is sound.

 

[MKFox]

drying and crisping would also feature I imagine, and both can be achieved without colour change...

 

[RHYDAL]

drying and crisping would also feature I imagine, and both can be achieved without colour change...

Not wishing to delve into your imagination, these are the first half a dozen or so definitions I found on the web.....

http://www.thefreedictionary.com/toast
http://www.answers.com/topic/toast
http://www.yourdictionary.com/toast
http://encarta.msn.com/dictionary_1861720608_1861720595/prevpage.html
http://www.macmillandictionary.com/dictionary/british/toast
http://mw2.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/toast

All state browning as a requirement.

 

[MKFox]

gazza in hospital with serious injuries following a car crash, who's got him?

 

[Jeff]

gazza in hospital with serious injuries following a car crash, who's got him?

Not life threatening injuries according to the report I heard.