Booing during the first half of the first match as we go one down, away to Man City on a Thursday morning KO (****ing Sky), finishing losing 3-2. Our big money summer signing ruptures his pension book in the eighteenth minute, putting him out for the season.
Pea Son gets the sack on the following Monday and we appoint Megson for his ability to keep us up (just after the transfer window closes). Match tickets will cost £75 each for the quiet Family End or £85 for the even quieter Library End...where the attendees don't understand why the ball is shaped all funny.
The owners sell up for a massive profit to a moped retailer from Islamabad who places us into administration before Xmas after renaming the side FC Abbottabad Lolcats. The Trust snap to action and get permission from the club to allow someone to insult the opposition at half-time every game.
What's not to love.