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Try some balls or cock instead? They're much easier to dress up with a little hat or something. I have a friend called Brian who's cock is the dead spit of Eric Morcambe...now if that isn't entertaining then I don't know what is.

Try some cock and balls??? That's a bit ghey innit? Not to mention off topic
 
Try some cock and balls??? That's a bit ghey innit? Not to mention off topic
He's got a point, cock and balls is way funnier than tits. That's why Michael McIntyre visited every public toilet cubicle in the country to draw a cock and balls in permanent marker on the back of all the doors.

True story that, albeit one padded out with lies.
 
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