Confirmed Transfer Drinkwater Signs

[Scodger Cubs]

I'm wondering if he had been tapped up..

 

[Blaarev]

Bloody hell! We're going a bit Evion the puns, aren't we?

Voss up? I'll get my coat.....

 

[Lako42]

Rumors on Twitter that we tapped him up

 

[Jeff]

Rumors on Twitter that we tapped him up

Have you got Scodger on ignore?

 

[Macky]

Have you got Scodger on ignore?

I'll bet he feels a bit of a drip now

 

[Macky]

Nice to see us splashing some cash

 

[Profondo Rosso]

Have you got Scodger on ignore?

Tbf, he probably read the post, but the message just seemed to wash right over him.

 

[Mawsley]

Nice to see us splashing some cash

But will his retention simply bloat the squad?

 

[Macky]

But will his retention simply bloat the squad?

I reckon he'll fit in well with our shower

 

[RHYDAL]

so (hand on heart) you wouldnt want him at Cardiff?

We've washed our hands of him. He's a washed up drip who's run out of steam. His aspirations are evaporating. He's heading for a fall.
Seriously though, water doesn't go uphill.

 

[Hammond Organ]

So long as he is patient in his play and doesn't try to faucet, like Wellens, then we should get a steady stream of goals and help the team avoid the torrents of abuse from us fans. Disappointed in the way the news of this transfer was drip-fed to us. By all accounts though he was a dam fine riverlation at Barnsley.

That last one was shite, apologies.

 

[Profondo Rosso]

H2Ow much are we paying for him?

 

[Matt_B]

Are people making water based puns due to the obvious link with his name?

It's really hard to do the old "explaining a joke" in the third person.

 

[LoopisDeLupis]

Should help our pre-forest goal drought at least.

 

[RHYDAL]

Should help our pre-forest goal drought at least.

Hate to dampen your enthusiasm, but 3 goals in 60 odd appearances, 2 of which were in league one, would not wet my appetite.

 

[East Anglia Fox]

Should help our pre-forest goal drought at least.

Do you mean he'd help our goal drought by creating chances?

 

[Macky]

Do you mean he'd help our goal drought by creating chances?

I think what he means is that he'd like to form a sentence that includes the word 'drought'

 

[The Old Fox]

Hate to dampen your enthusiasm, but 3 goals in 60 odd appearances, 2 of which were in league one, would not wet my appetite.

You're really not impressed with this signing, are you?

 

[Matt_B]

I think what he means is that he'd like to form a sentence that includes the word 'drought'

And I think Welshie wanted to form one including 'dampen' and 'wet'.

 

[Feriol]

I'm going to reservoir judgement until he's played a few games.