ENGLAND

[Joe_Fox]

Did you know that 18% of the England work force is off sick today. pussies. I can't see but I'm here. ope im toping the rijkt lerres !!!

 

[lazzer]

well i can read it

 

[Malf]

I said ages ago that England are the same as Leicester, and yesterday they fookin proved that!!!!

I am still pi*sed and can barely focus on my screen... at least i have 2 weeks off work to recover! Hope your enjoying work today Malf!

Loving it mate, thanks for asking! I can't even see, I bumped in to a door at the train station this morning. I've been listening to Elvis Costello - Oliver's Army to try and shake this mingbeast hangover off but it's no use.

Spent £60 yesterday and bought nothing but larger that means i had 24 beers We drank the quay dry. Technichally i think i should be dead.

Have an ice cold orange sport lucazade for the hangover always works for me!! Should work better than a bit of Costello.

Babylon you've only just found out about this, I read your hangover cure thread!!!!

 

[Joe_Fox]

well i can read it

Its shocling, im finsing tuping extrenely hatd thus morbing, anyonr elde gor thid problen?

 

[Malf]

Did you know that 18% of the England work force is off sick today. pussies. I can't see but I'm here. ope im toping the rijkt lerres !!!

F*cking hell whoever collated this statistic must have worked their bollocks off this morning to get that info so quick!

 

[Joe_Fox]

Did you know that 18% of the England work force is off sick today. pussies. I can't see but I'm here. ope im toping the rijkt lerres !!!

F*cking hell whoever collated this statistic must have worked their bollocks off this morning to get that info so quick!

He was working all night, apparantly Celtic are interested in him.

 

[Babylon]

I said ages ago that England are the same as Leicester, and yesterday they fookin proved that!!!!

I am still pi*sed and can barely focus on my screen... at least i have 2 weeks off work to recover! Hope your enjoying work today Malf!

Loving it mate, thanks for asking! I can't even see, I bumped in to a door at the train station this morning. I've been listening to Elvis Costello - Oliver's Army to try and shake this mingbeast hangover off but it's no use.

Spent £60 yesterday and bought nothing but larger that means i had 24 beers We drank the quay dry. Technichally i think i should be dead.

Have an ice cold orange sport lucazade for the hangover always works for me!! Should work better than a bit of Costello.

Babylon you've only just found out about this, I read your hangover cure thread!!!!

I've tried it twice now so techincally it has always worked for me!!!!

 

[Malf]

I said ages ago that England are the same as Leicester, and yesterday they fookin proved that!!!!

I am still pi*sed and can barely focus on my screen... at least i have 2 weeks off work to recover! Hope your enjoying work today Malf!

Loving it mate, thanks for asking! I can't even see, I bumped in to a door at the train station this morning. I've been listening to Elvis Costello - Oliver's Army to try and shake this mingbeast hangover off but it's no use.

Spent £60 yesterday and bought nothing but larger that means i had 24 beers We drank the quay dry. Technichally i think i should be dead.

Have an ice cold orange sport lucazade for the hangover always works for me!! Should work better than a bit of Costello.

Babylon you've only just found out about this, I read your hangover cure thread!!!!

I've tried it twice now so techincally it has always worked for me!!!!

That's fair enough, your body might get immune to it though. I'd mix things up abit and perhaps try a panda pop tomorrow morning!

 

[Joe_Fox]

This lass in the office has an oxo cube to get rid of a hangover. Anyone shed any light on this?

 

[Babylon]

This lass in the office has an oxo cube to get rid of a hangover. Anyone shed any light on this?

WTF.... an oxo cube!? Might try a nice warm mug of bisto.

arrrrrrrrrrghhhhh Bisto!

 

[Babylon]

I said ages ago that England are the same as Leicester, and yesterday they fookin proved that!!!!

I am still pi*sed and can barely focus on my screen... at least i have 2 weeks off work to recover! Hope your enjoying work today Malf!

Loving it mate, thanks for asking! I can't even see, I bumped in to a door at the train station this morning. I've been listening to Elvis Costello - Oliver's Army to try and shake this mingbeast hangover off but it's no use.

Spent £60 yesterday and bought nothing but larger that means i had 24 beers We drank the quay dry. Technichally i think i should be dead.

Have an ice cold orange sport lucazade for the hangover always works for me!! Should work better than a bit of Costello.

Babylon you've only just found out about this, I read your hangover cure thread!!!!

I've tried it twice now so techincally it has always worked for me!!!!

That's fair enough, your body might get immune to it though. I'd mix things up abit and perhaps try a panda pop tomorrow morning!

Bubble gum flavour hmmmmmm.

 

[Malf]

This lass in the office has an oxo cube to get rid of a hangover. Anyone shed any light on this?

Northern girl obviously and what do northerners love? Gravy!! Why it cures a hangover I don't know, I imagine it doesn't but she just loves gravy and everytime she has it she gets moist and feels alot better. Tell her malf thinks she's dirty and he wants to see her insert a love stick somewhere nice.

 

[Joe_Fox]

This lass in the office has an oxo cube to get rid of a hangover. Anyone shed any light on this?

WTF.... an oxo cube!? Might try a nice warm mug of bisto.

arrrrrrrrrrghhhhh Bisto!

It's a bit odd IMO. She reckons a Beef oxo cube works wonders! Weird.

 

[Babylon]

This lass in the office has an oxo cube to get rid of a hangover. Anyone shed any light on this?

WTF.... an oxo cube!? Might try a nice warm mug of bisto.

arrrrrrrrrrghhhhh Bisto!

It's a bit odd IMO. She reckons a Beef oxo cube works wonders! Weird.

Women!!! Never understood em!

 

[Joe_Fox]

I might ask her if she shoves it up her minge.

 

[Malf]

I might ask her if she shoves it up her minge.

Go on then, whats her telephone number i'll ring and ask her.

 

[Joe_Fox]

I might ask her if she shoves it up her minge.

Go on then, whats her telephone number i'll ring and ask her.

I just asked her, she said no, she dissolves it in a mug and then drinks it. It made me ralph up my lucozade.

 

[lazzer]

careful you'll make malf ralph :roll:

 

[Malf]

careful you'll make malf ralph :roll:

I already have done mate, 60 times through the night. The mrs did a tally chart, I made her. She was knackered aswell I hope she counted up correctly.

 

[Joe_Fox]

careful you'll make malf ralph :roll:

I already have done mate, 60 times through the night. The mrs did a tally chart, I made her. She was knackered aswell I hope she counted up correctly.

Awesome. I did that once. Do you count mis fires?