Excuses

[Billyjof]

Thinking of going the match tonight.

My misses doesn't know there is one on but would go mental at me if I went.

Without giving me marriage counselling, anyone got suggestions as to how best bullshit this one??

Regards

Imaginationaly challenged.

 

[Melton Fox]

Tell her you're going to a football match, she'll think you're lying.

 

[fox58]

tell her you spent the night with another women, then tell her you were only joking and you actually went to the match she will be relieved:icon_wink

 

[homer]

Forget the match and stay at home making beautiful sweet love to your loverly missus all evening long

Failing that, tell her you are working for the government on a secret mission to find an overarching solution to global warming, and you have to and go tonight to test out the vaibility of wind farms somewhere down south

Failing that just go to the match without telling the miserable cow

 

[newtonfox]

tell here you have to work very late

 

[homer]

tell here you have to work very late

There's no use telling here, he's already told us he's going to the match

 

[Chuck T Masala]

Upon your return reveal that you are an a chronic amnesiac and often find yourselves in places where you simply cannot explain how you got there. Expain that recovery takes several hours and you have no control over when and where attacks may take place.

Re-force the amnesiac theme by referring to her as 'thingy' or 'wotsit'.

The beauty of this is its a re-usable excuse as long as she does not kill you.

 

[Billyjof]

Cheers, I've told her I'm going sea canoeing and might be late.

Just heading off now.

 

[tedfoxxx]

Cheers, I've told her I'm going sea canoeing and might be late.

Just heading off now.

Argh, i was just about to suggest that! :icon_lol:

If you really pull it off you could get away with going to a couple of years worth of matches without seeking permition.

 

[Spanky Fox]

Imagine that they show the highlights and she seems him on TV, hahaha now that would be funny.

If she calls him he better not answer cause the atmosphere will give him away at being at the game

 

[Macky]

If she calls him he better not answer cause the atmosphere will give him away at being at the game

Don't be stupid, he not going to get any coverage for his mobile out at sea

 

[FIF]

if you're checking this on your mobile from the match. I'd like you to know that I've been making sweet love to your missus since you went out and will continue until you return.

She knows you're there and doesn't mind.

You can thank me later.

btw, that birth mark to the right of her navel looks a little like a fox doesn't it?

 

[SwedeFox]

btw, that birth mark to the right of her navel looks a little like a fox doesn't it?

I'd say it's more of a lynx but then again I'm no expert.

 

[fox58]

if you're checking this on your mobile from the match. I'd like you to know that I've been making sweet love to your missus since you went out and will continue until you return.

She knows you're there and doesn't mind.

You can thank me later.

btw, that birth mark to the right of her navel looks a little like a fox doesn't it?

i was round there earlier but there was a queue and i couldn't wait.

 

[homer]

if you're checking this on your mobile from the match. I'd like you to know that I've been making sweet love to your missus since you went out and will continue until you return.

She knows you're there and doesn't mind.

You can thank me later.

btw, that birth mark to the right of her navel looks a little like a fox doesn't it?

Bit surprised that I had to suck her cock, though

That's the brother, you idiot

 

[Spanky Fox]

That's the brother, you idiot

How did it go then? I guess you got caught? the excuse didnt work?

 

[Billyjof]

i was round there earlier but there was a queue and i couldn't wait.

She said FIF got stage fright, so the wait.

Was honest, she got grumpy but I was already on the way when I told her.

 

[Singth]

Cheers, I've told her I'm going sea canoeing and might be late.

Just heading off now.

That's what John Darwin said