Exhaust Pipe

[Brauny Blue]

Is Uranus showing tonight Brauny?


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It usually is:icon_bigg

 

[H T B]

Park the car, engage hand brake, run the engine, lay along exhaust side of car, examine exhaust pipe.

Worse case, you are driving down the motorway, the bugger falls off. You have 200 miles to drive with stereo turned up very loud to mask the extra noise.

Get it checked as soon as poss, if not, then before you go on your next long journey.

 

[bocadillo]

Still not taken it to the garage - I'm skint. What'll happen if I just leave it?

• It will get worse
• Your engine will become less and less efficient
• It won't get through the MOT
• It will attract the attention of the law
• You'll get done for having an inefficient silencer

 

[spionfox]

I dont think your sexist Boc

He is being a realist. I always go with my wife if her car needs new bits. Not that I know much, just seems to keep the price down!

 

[Macky]

• It will get worse
• Your engine will become less and less efficient
• It won't get through the MOT
• It will attract the attention of the law
• You'll get done for having an inefficient silencer

Bullet points? Is that the best you can do?
I was expecting at least a Powerpoint presentation.

 

[MKFox]

I was expecting at least a Powerpoint presentation.

At his age?

 

[DesertFox]

Joe, shouldn't you do the decent thing and take it out to the woods, set it on fire, report it stolen in the morning and get the insurance payout? Surely the only sensible course of action....

 

[Leesoh]

Not if you're a man, they won't.


huhuhuhuhuhu!

He is being a realist. I always go with my wife if her car needs new bits. Not that I know much, just seems to keep the price down!

I wouldn't mind, but I know more about cars than most of the muppets these places employ.

 

[Matt_B]

I wouldn't mind, but I know my way around the back seats of cars better than most of the muppets these places employ.

 

[Leesoh]

That's not nice.

 

[Macky]

I wouldn't mind, but I know more about cars than most of the muppets these places employ.

They don't employ mechanics, no need to, they are all semi-skilled fitters.

 

[Leesoh]

They don't employ mechanics, no need to, they are all semi-skilled fitters.

Yes, semi-skilled fitters, who think I don't know what my shock absorbers would look like when they're shot. For a start, they don't look like brake discs.

 

[H T B]

Well if they are trying to pull the wool over your eyes, tell the ****in manager.
Then dry your eyes and go and tell hubby, who will say "there, there my dear, I'll put the kettle on and we'll have a nice cup of tea, whilst you tell me all about those horrible men at kwikky fitty".

 

[Leesoh]

Well if they are trying to pull the wool over your eyes, tell the ****in manager.
Then dry your eyes and go and tell hubby, who will say "there, there my dear, I'll put the kettle on and we'll have a nice cup of tea, whilst you tell me all about those horrible men at kwikky fitty".

Well, blow me, that thought never even crossed my perwiddy ickle mind.

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It's not like I can fight my own battles, is it.

 

[Macky]

Well if they are trying to pull the wool over your eyes, tell the ****in manager.
Then dry your eyes and go and tell hubby, who will say "there, there my dear, I'll put the kettle on and we'll have a nice cup of tea, whilst you tell me all about those horrible men at kwikky fitty".

**** that, that's women's work

 

[lazzer]

Bullet points? Is that the best you can do?
I was expecting at least a Powerpoint presentation.

 

[Macky]

Excellent work lazz, I now understand all of the implications related to Joe's lackadaisical attitude to car repair.